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DS9 Caption Contest 85: Certifiably Insane?
- Thread starter Ln X
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Gowron: Welcome to Kronos Shopping Network. Our first item for sale is this combination floor buffer and sex toy. For when you want glory to you....AND your hoooooouuuuuuuse!
Kira: So how do you like my breast reduction surgery?
<space crickets>
Dax: Um, Kira-you're supposed to reduce the size, not the height of their location.
Thanks for the win! -Mistral
Gowron: "The crisis is over. The Romulans have turned their transports around. The other guy blinked. I, of course, am physically incapable of such an action."
Gowron: "The crisis is over. The Romulans have turned their transports around. The other guy blinked. I, of course, am physically incapable of such an action."
O'Brien: How could this get more embarrassing?
Picard: (off screen) ...Thank you for allowing me to tour your facilities... oh.
Kira: Okay, whose idea was it to take the Defiant on a joyride and spray paint "Bajor sucks" on the port nacelle?
O'Brien: What if those were two separate ideas?
Computer: Welcome to our holiday themed conduits!
Sisko: QUARK!!!!
Gowron: ...After careful consideration with my advisers, I will be deleting my twitter account...
TFTW, Ln X!
O'Brien: So, I have to wear this and parade around the promenade or you'll turn me over to the Bajorans who are calling for my death?
Odo: Yes.
O'Brien: And I thought the Cardassian legal system was bad!
Kira: All I said was that I didn't think Kirk was all that sexy!
Worf: You are without honor.
Sisko: Who's idea was it to invite Alan Scott on board the station, then cut him with wood, thus releasing the power of the Starheart?
Surprisingly, the Jem'Hadar all voted to watch Smurfs 2, out-numbering the DS9 crew, who were hoping to see the new Hobbit movie.
Staring Contest with Gowron has now beaten Hypnotoad as the highest rated show in the Alpha Quadrant. Interestingly enough, it also was now the longest consistently running show, beating out even Doctor Who, which had recently celebrated it's 400th anniversary, though that was due to that show going on hiatus roughly every 20 years.
O'Brien: Aren't you, like their god or something?
Odo: Oh, yeah...
Jem'Hadar: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
O'Brien: So, I have to wear this and parade around the promenade or you'll turn me over to the Bajorans who are calling for my death?
Odo: Yes.
O'Brien: And I thought the Cardassian legal system was bad!
Kira: All I said was that I didn't think Kirk was all that sexy!
Worf: You are without honor.
Sisko: Who's idea was it to invite Alan Scott on board the station, then cut him with wood, thus releasing the power of the Starheart?
Surprisingly, the Jem'Hadar all voted to watch Smurfs 2, out-numbering the DS9 crew, who were hoping to see the new Hobbit movie.
Staring Contest with Gowron has now beaten Hypnotoad as the highest rated show in the Alpha Quadrant. Interestingly enough, it also was now the longest consistently running show, beating out even Doctor Who, which had recently celebrated it's 400th anniversary, though that was due to that show going on hiatus roughly every 20 years.
ODO: Jem'Hadar? (snort) They're just Tosk with better make up.
They're right behind me, aren't they?
O'Brien: Aren't you, like their god or something?
Odo: Oh, yeah...
Dax: It was really nice of the Jem'Hadar to invite us over to their mess hall for dinner.
O'Brien: Agreed. I'm famished. Computer, what's on the menu for tonight?
Computer: Today's specials are Trill, human and Changeling.
Jem'Hadar: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
The next caption contest is now up!