DS9 Caption Contest #39: A Match Made on the Promenede...

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sisko: "I wish something exciting would happen. It's pretty boring sitting around here getting bothered by TNG castoffs."

 

[Supernuke]

Bashir: Worf! What happened to you?
Worf (turns toward Martok and back again full of fear): nothing... I fell! Yeah, that's it... I fell!

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Damn. I could have sworn the Tastee Freez was right here."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Bashir: "Did you take care of Data's cat again?"

 

[Tirius]

Bashir: "If you really want to thank me, don't come in here dripping blood anymore. It takes days to get out of the carpet!"

 

[Bob Karo]

Bashir: Didn't your people used to have pink blood?

Martok: We do not talk about it with outsiders!

 

[Gary7]

Julian: "Worf, how did you manage to get cut on your forehead?"
Worf: "The Jem'hadar are unscrupulous and without honor."
Martok: "Who would have thought that they would be so in something as benign as a thumb wrestle."
Julian: "Thumb wrestling??"
Worf: "I do not want to talk about it."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bashir: "What happened to you?"
Worf: "I upheld my honour as a Klingon, and my oath as a Starfleet officer."
Martok: "How many times do I have to tell you Worf? It is not dishonorable to lie when a Klingon's wife asks him if her posterior looks big in a battledress."
Bashir: "The whole point is that she wants you to look at her ass."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko thinking: "I wanted to be HD!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Red light fades...

Sisko: "Now try that 'kneel before Zod' shit again, bitch! I dare you."

 

[Ln X]

Sisko: I dedicate this to vodka; wouldn't have got through that damned Dominion war without it!

 

[LeadHead]

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