Dukat: You don't HOLD a turbo down! It's for short bursts!
Sisko: And how would you know?
DS9 Caption Contest #25: A Salute to Runabouts
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Dukat: You don't HOLD a turbo down! It's for short bursts!
Sisko: And how would you know?
Odo: "These pictures of your brother and his wife on their honeymoon? Hysterical!"
Quark: "Wait until I find the disc of Sisko and Cassidy. Humans have some peculiar ideas of what a bedroom is for..."
"Man Talk" and "Male Bonding" indeed! Looks like Quark and Odo are buddies, after all!
ODO: You find the next one yet, Quark? I'm almost done with Twlight: New Moon.
Oh, the horror. The HORROR...
ODO: Who wrote these again?
QUARK: An old hew-mon named Russell-- Benny Russell.
ODO: He seemed to predict you very well...
Dukat: I could've done that. Why don't YOU fly, and I'll mess up the flight pattern by pressing random buttons.
Leeta: Don't those ridges make them look so CUTE?
Worf (thinking): I am NOT "cute."
Leeta: I wish I had asked him to come with me to Risa instead of that tall, dark man!
Julian: ...And then all I had left was the three ganglionic nerve fibers that connect to the upper renticular cluster in the hypothalamus. I picked up the laser-scalpel, moved in 1.3 micrometers, and started the incision right when... GUYS? Fine then. I'll entertain myself with the story of the only successful "non-operable" myocylindrical inductor surgery this side of Betazed.
Leeta: No, when you said you went and visited "other stars," I had no idea! I thought you meant that you spent the night at Charlie Sheen's, or maybe at Justin Bieber's, although he's still a little young, or ... [keeps talking]
Dax: Worf? It looks a little bumpy ahead. Maybe we should take that detour through Cardassian space that we talked about?
Worf: Cardassian sp--- Oh, yes, perhaps! Rom did say that we should take our time and thoroughly explore all our options, ... to find the safest route, of course!
Leeta: [still talking]... although the beds on Risa looked different from the ones on Bajor, I just thought they used a different furnishing guild... [keeps talking]
Bashir (V.O.): Chief Medical Officer's log, supplemental. The crew has picked on my genetic enhancements for the last time. What I did to them was truly exhilarating! I've got such a pair now, I have to cradle them with my left hand.
Sisko: Dukat...do you like movies about gladiators?
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Bashir: "He'll be out for days. I knew we should have put a block on The Tonight Show."
Odo (to self): "This Spiderman pay-per-view is delightful. The critics who say it's ready to open are absolutely correct."
Dukat: "Beldar Conehead you're not!"
Bashir (to self): "On second thought, maybe they would have been more comfortable in a Winnebago."
Sisko: Dukat...do you like movies about gladiators?
I thought Gul Dukat was the sex addict...shouldn't he be asking that question?
Dukat: Captain, I think something's wrong with the runabout computer.
Sisko: I see...
Dukat: Well, shouldn't we do something about it?
Sisko: Maybe you had better run it through the computer.
Dukat: I already have.
Sisko: Good!
Dukat: Shouldn't we at least check the rear data banks?
Sisko: No, why don't you check out the rear data banks?
Dukat: ...Right.
Sorry if you were waiting on me to start the new one, was real busy today. But the new one is ready,
Promenade, Level 7, Section 5
Promenade, Level 7, Section 5
