DS9 Caption Contest #23: What's Love got to do with it?

[Jonas Grumby]

Miles: "Well, yeah, sure, we sometimes talk about our wives and girlfriends at the weekly poker game. But we only say nice things!"
Keiko: "Ahem. 'Deal me out, fellas, I gotta get home to the dragon lady'?"
Miles: *long pause* "Julian told you, didn't he?"
Keiko: "Yep!"
Miles: "That little bastard!"

 

[LeadHead]

Jadzia: What are you doing?

Worf: I'm carrying you over the DVD of "Threshold."

 

[Isis]

Kassidy: "I never should have signed on for the Bachelorette. Tonight they have me going on a group date with you, Worf, Bashir, Quark, and Morn."

O'Brien: "No, that's not good news. Don't you remember I had a vasectomy?"

After his latest client's reaction, Quark realized his volumizing shampoo venture would not be a success.

 

[Skywalker]

Quark: "This is the last time I use Craigslist to find a date..."

 

[Isis]

Dax: "You're so much sexier than that Martok."

<brief pause>

Dax: "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

Sarina (writing on facebook): "Sorry I've been off for so long. I found a new shade of lipstick. That mini Darth Vader commercial finally came on. Julian Bashir isn't half bad as a lover. I accidently knocked my comb on the floor and picked it up..."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: Okay...look. Kassidy, I've been buying you gifts for Valentine's every year--shouldn't I at least expect something for me?

Kassidy: Shucks, all you had to do was ask!

Sisko: All right...here's my list....

(Kassidy looks over list, hands it back.)

Kassidy: You're joking, right?

Sisko: What?

Kassidy: I am not getting you a Packers helmet!

Sisko: But we won--

Kassidy: Don't remind me!

Odo: (sigh) "Compromise"....

O'Brien: Y'know, its times like these when I wonder why the heck people lie on their side like this.

Keiko: Why not?

O'Brien: I have a cramp. I can barely move.

Keiko: Really?

O'Brien: Why do you get to sit up like that?

Keiko: I just didn't understand why the heck people lie on their side like that.

O'Brien: You could've told me!

Keiko: Aw, where's the fun in that?

O'Brien: Why, you--

Keiko: Now, you just lie back.... I've got you right where I want you....

O'Brien: You're evil.

Keiko: I know....

Martok: You two make me ill.

Worf: I see no problem with--

Martok: Worf--you of all people should know. For Klingons...a woman allowing the man to carry her is a sign of weakness and submission!

Jadzia: (chuckling) Oh, what's wrong with that? You need to lighten up, Marty!

Martok: Marty...?

Worf: (grunt) I wish you would lighten up....

Jadzia: Oooooooooooooooooh...so, I'm getting too heavy for you, my Worf...?

Martok: (shaking his head) Sirella would never degrade herself like this....

Worf: Your loss.

Bashir: Sarina...I don't feel so...oy--

Sarina: Oh, I told you to let the wine breathe!

Bashir: I...I've got to--

(collapses, unconcious)

Sarina: (thinking) Okay...that's done. Oh, what's this? His schedule. Hmm..."Dinner with Ezri"--delete. Sorry, Julian--you're MINE, whether you like it or not!

Natima: ...You know that making love to Natima was the greatest pleasure of your life...?

Quark: ...Well, to be perfectly honest...there was this girl in Philadelphia--

Natima: SHUT UP!!!

(Quark shuts up)

Natima: ...I am the best.

Quark: Uh, yes--yes you're right!

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Kira is carrying my child.

KEIKO: Our child, Miles.

O'BRIEN ( Nervously) Funny story about that....

 

[Bob Karo]

While he did enjoy being with Sarina, Julian just couldn't help thinking about Miles.

 

[mic of orion]

While he did enjoy being with Sarina, Julian just couldn't help thinking about Miles.

So true, you'd think they were lovers or something

BTW in UK they are showing now 6th season of DS9 on CBS Action, love every minute of it

 

[Mistral]

"...and by age fifteen you'd had herpes simplex II, syphilis AND gonorrhea? I don't know about this whole "Sleep with me, what do you have to lose?" thing."

Bashir(thinking): "I hate the Internet..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarina: "Blu-eee. Blu-eee."

Bashir: "Eh, close enough. Move on to the next one."

Sarina: "Han-d. Job?"

 

[Mistral]

Sarina: "Blu-eee. Blu-eee."

Bashir: "Eh, close enough. Move on to the next one."

Sarina: "Han-d. Job?"

Bashir: "Here's an easy one."

Sarina: "BJ?"

 

[LeadHead]

Brooks: Well, go back to the producers and tell them "Spenser for Hire" was years ago and the contract is stupid. I like my bald head the way it is!

Ordinarily, the rest of the cast would be jealous of Meaney and Chao getting to film on location, but they used the opportunity to change the locks to the studio.

Quark: I brought you Andorian Chocolates, your favorite.

Natima: Thanks, now I'm not sharing them. Get out.

 

[Rush Limborg]

(On Sarina/Julian post, now deleted)

Okay--that might be taking it a bit too far....

 

[AdmiralGarak]

^Okay--that might be taking it a bit too far....

Fair enough. Deleted. To be fair, she was innocently reading off of the PADD, not actually accusing him of anything. It was all about Bashir getting some come-uppance for coning her into saying the stuff in the first two posts, which I found a bit creepy given the context of the episode.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sarina: "Who is O'Brian, and why is he sending you pictures of his ... 'wee laddie'?"

Keiko: "Honey, I get the feeling you're thinking of somebody else..."

Lady: "You just got forwarded this internal communication."

Sisko: "'wee laddie'? Must be from O'Brian -- he likes to send out jokes once in a while."

Quark: "I'm not O'Brian! I promise! And there's nothing 'wee' about my laddie! I'm just in his quarters, ah ... borrowing this..."

 

[LeadHead]

And we're all done here,

Promenade, Level 7, Section 5.