Contest: ENTER DS9 Caption Contest 134: The Matrix Has You

[tharpdevenport]

Next time, on "Star Trek: Deep Space Pun"...

Melora: "I don't understand how I'm able to do this."

Julien: "I don't think you grasp the gravity of your situation."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Bashir: Wow, how much product do you have in your hair to keep it motionless?
Melora: It's the 24th century, Julian. We have the technology!

 

[Triskelion]

Melora: Wheee! I'm a bird!
Bashir: Let's not discount the benefits of bowel control.
Melora: Too late!

 

[LeadHead]

This is what truly happens when a character is fused in Star Trek Timelines.

Melora hit the ceiling whenever she and Bashir would argue.

Weyoun: Captain Sisko, I must thank you for bringing Patrick into these negotiations. I've never had so much fun watching Damar try to figure out what to do.

The first case of Holographic safety protocols actually working.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

400 years later, and Bernie Sanders still refuses to admit he lost.

 

[Jonny]

Quark: AAAHHH! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! IF YOU WANT THE BASEBALL ON THAT BADLY I'LL PUT IT ON!

 

[TwoJakes]

Weyoun: How long has that bicycle been up there?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Next month, on "Star Trek: Deep Space Pun"...

"Julien, you drive me up the wall!"

 

[Triskelion]

Patrick: Would you like some moisturizing lotion? A nice skin ceutical cream? Aveeno? Cetaphil? Gold Bond medicated powder?
Weyoun: Seriously, who is that.

 

[Smellincoffee]

The One will return to the Source tomorrow, and a new day will dawn in Zion.

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[weiserthanyou]

Ferengi Hober Mallow: See? My shield absorbs your atomic blaster's shot, and the atomic generator is the size of a walnut.
Siwennan Tech Man: Bullshit. This is DS9, not Foundation. Go back to Asimov's world!

 

[weiserthanyou]

Rom-bert: Ooh-ooh, make him open his mouth like he's going to tell us off!
Nog-bert: It's my turn to control the Vorta Boss-puppet! I choose what to do.
Quark: Guys, Scott Adams is suing us for ripping off his dead-boss-puppet gag.