DS9 Caption Contest #13: Criminal Activity

[AdmiralGarak]

Sisko: "Oh, and I suppose none of you have ever abandoned a space station and accidentally left some men behind in a cell for a week? Get off my back!"

The worst part about most Jem'Hadar being less than a year old? Being the man assigned to change their diapers.

 

[Captain Crow]

Quark: EEK! A mouse!

 

[Admiral Shran]

Sisko: "132 counts of felonious assault. 344 counts of vandalism. 3 counts of public nudity. 34 counts of..."

O'Brien: Well, my mother always said - "If you're going to do something, do it right the first time."

 

[Isis]

Quark: "I guess I used a little too much wax when I did the floors."

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "OK, which one of you short-sheeted my bed?"

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "Ensign, you should have told us earlier that the heat wasn't coming up to your quarters."

O'Brien: "Keiko, you're going to have to give me more warning next time. If I had known you were in the mood, I would have refilled my Viagra."

 

[Captain Crow]

Sisko: Nobody gives me an upperdeck and lives!

Sisko: Now cough bitch!