DS9 Caption Contest 128: Keep Feeling Fascination

[Smellincoffee]

It's a new year! A new forum! A new contest! Last week's winners!

Turbo earns the Wrath of Eire:

O'Brien: "...and until you tell me which one of you reprogrammed the computer to say "Top o' the mornin' to ya!" and replicate me nothing but Blarney stones, there will be no footrubs, no backrubs, and no raktajino!"

The "Up High! ..No, Up Here-- No, THIS WAY, JULIAN!" Award goes to Nerys Myk:

Bashir and O'Brien had trouble mastering the ancient Earth custom of the high five.

JirisPanthosa gets the "What Are Friends For" award:

KEIKO: We did it Miles, she really thinks it was an accident. Now I don't have to suffer through the worst part of the pregnancy!
MILES: Let's use Dax for the third one.


Leadhead merits the Youthful Discretion prize:

O'Brien: Look, I'm trying to not paint all of your species with the same brush, but the tattoo on your wrist that says "Humans are inferior" doesn't help matters.


Finally, proving that troubles come in batallions:

Bashir: (OV) Bashir to O'Brien. Please report to the infirmary. It seems that parasite Jadzia got from your recent away mission together, has used your genetic material to impregnate her....
O'Brien: Bloody Hell!

Congratulations, Finn!

And now, as much fascination as you can get without Mr. Spock!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Jadzia: Burn the note if you want, Morn, it doesn't change my feelings for you.

Visitor: Siddig! Get me out of here before I backhand Majel.

Jadzia: Julian, your roof needs raising.
Sisko: Old Man, that was too old a reference. Even for you.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Dax: You are not the Emissary, that is not the Book of the Kosst Amojan. That's your bar bill.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TERRY FARRELL: So what do you think of this script I wrote for another Dax episode?

KIRA: Hi Odo. I decided to give up on relationships and just have fun. Should have done this years ago!

ODO: How is your arts and crafts time going?
KIRA: I made a dreamcatcher!

Jadzia's mime audition didn't go very well.

[
BASHIR: What? You dreamed up your own submissive Jadzia?
SISKO: Yes.
BASHIR: That was my idea!
SISKO: Yes. It was a very good idea.
BASHIR: Listen, Captain.
SISKO: I'm Jake. Imagination is awesome!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAX: Hold on, Morn. There might be a market for Winn/Dukat slash fiction.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

Bashir: I don't know how to tell him...

Sisko: The Chief needs to know, Doctor.

Yates: (OV) Yates to Bashir. I need to see you. I should have stopped by sooner. But I thought I was seeing things. But I think one of those energy balls things went through Miles and me while we were doing repairs on my freighter. I'm not sure but I'm having morning sickness...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Morn: This is what I do with all those demands for child support.

 

[Hutchy01]

Dax: Here is your script.
Morn:

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sisko: Dax! Is that...

Jadzia: My requisition for better quarters, yes. And if you turn it down, I'll gut you like a fish.

 

[Catarina]

May I say your fanfiction is so rich and tragic like a literary classic, I thought I'd sear the edges to give it that 18th century feel....(lying through his teeth) Oh dear, I over did it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sisko: "What's poking me down there?"

 

[Catarina]

Sisko: "What's poking me down there?"

Dax: * I thought he said he was into strap-ons. Abort mission!*

 

[Hutchy01]

Sisko: "What's poking me down there?"

Dax: Curzon was better at this!

 

[Finn]

Dax to Sisko, please report to Ops. Kira and Odo got a report that one of the freighters may have brought on one of the Hundred

 

[LeadHead]

Morn: As a D&D fan, I'm tossing this sacred text into the fire in protest. It should be green flame.

All passersby: GREEN FLAME!

Kira: You're so much better than Bareil!

Bashir: Everyone is.

Kira: Odo, I'm so glad you're here!

Odo: Really?

Kira: Yeah, I've got to get to Ops. Clean up for me, will you?

Terry Farrell: Raise the roof!

Avery Brooks: You know that won't be relevant in less than 10 years, right?

Dax's attempt to use Trill massage on Sisko's shoulders had mixed results.

 

[Leviathan]

The secret toTrill longevity: human shields.

 

[LeadHead]

Brooks: Sorry, Terry. Hiding behind me won't save you from having to do this episode.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: It's not what it looks like!
KIRA: Looks like you're getting your shoulders rubbed.
SISKO: Oh, in that case. It's exactly what it looks like.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sisko: Quark pretending to be a woman, I can live with. But Quark naked?

 

[Captain Crow]

Kira: Hey Odo! Got any gum?