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DS9 Caption Contest 119: Funny Face

Smellincoffee

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SURPRISE!

..I know, I usually give warnings, but time flies when you're having fun. Good competition last week -- the "Muse" shots were especially hard to decide between. :D

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Nog: Commence Ensign's Log. I am about to embark on Operation Retrieve Kukalaka. I expect little resistance from a lightly-clothed Leeta. But I'll be ready to tangle. It will be sexy. And I can handle it. I think I can handle it. ... Computer, erase that entire log.

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Kira: Another console just exploded!
Bashir: That's the third one just in this episode.
Kira: Should we do something about it?
Bashir: Major, haven't you learned the basics of the Starfleet manual?
Kira: What does that have to do with this?
Bashir: It is one of the principal guidelines! "Every exploding console can be reused again by one of the main characters" There's nothing to worry about.


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Keiko: That's funny, Miles never asks for a second cup at home!
Emissary of the Prophets:
LaFolger's Dilithium Crystals Coffee - for those moments when you think she isn't there.

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QUARK: Dammit, Rom! The microwave and the toaster are on the same circuit! You can't use them at the same time!


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Jake: Had....to steal...script. Couldn't....allow production...of The Muse....
Onaya: He gave his life for a worthy cause.


And finally, just because I love the idea:

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When Kai Winn claims
That your Pagh's not good
Who you gonna call?
Pagh-Wraith Busters!

And on a related note, how better than to introduce next week's set?

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Bajoran: So that's a no on contributing to the Kendra Province Orphan's Fund, I take it.

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Leeta had...limitations as a conversational partner.

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Laid-off Bariel: All right, hand over the money!
O'Brien: I'm Starfleet. We don't have money. And even if we were paid, I'm an enlisted man with two children and a wife who likes taking trips to Bajor.
Bariel: I..just can't win.
O'Brien: Try being in my shoes one week.
 
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DUKAT: My power...IS EXACTLY 8999! Beat that, Sisko!

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Bashir, five hours after he asked Ezri to tell stories about Audred Dax.

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KIRA: I'm here to do two things, kill Cardassians and chew gum. And I just swallowed my gum.

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BAREIL: Still think I'm boring now? Who I am kidding...yes.

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Nog, accidentally walking in on his grandmother and the Nagus.
 
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Dukat reacts to the Tumblr thread that captions photos of him with Zapp Brannigan lines.


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Bashir: Really? You have MORE stories about Klingon Honor. That's great.

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Kira doesn't have bad hair days. GOT IT?!

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Odo: Pause recording. Now can anybody point out what we did wrong here? He was already on the transporter pad! Just beam him straight to a holding cell!

O'Brien: Whoops.
 
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Dukat: Great. We finally get Raiders of the Lost Bajoran Ark off the ground and I have to do the face-melting scene? Get me a new agent!
 
T4TW Smellincoffee!

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Dukat: Gul's log, supplemental: let the apple pie cool first!


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Sisko: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich....
 
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Kai Winn: "Really, Dukat, it's been four and a half hours. I know walking in on us like that was a shock, but you need to pull yourself together. Solbor is a very considerate lover".
 
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"Pest control to the ladies' changing room. Yes, we've found where they're getting in. I need you to block it off - and lay down more of those traps! If any more discarded panties get fondled, this whole place will need to be fumigated - look, there's one now!"
 
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Bareil: Give me all your latinum or I'll shoot!

(pause)

I swear I will! Don't make me use this!

(pause)

...what? Staple gun? Oh, Prophets dammit, I shouldn't have hit all those mugs of synthale last night.
 
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Bareil: Why did the Vedek turn to a life of crime, you ask? He was motivated by greed!
Intendent: Shouldn't that be, "He had a prophet motive?"
Bareil: Why, what did I say?
 
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