Odo: And now an old chestnut from the Dark Ages called, 'I Can't Rotate My Crops Because Three Field Crop Rotation Hasn't Been Invented Yet.' And a one, and a two....
Sisko: Keiko told me to tell you if you get bloated there'll be no Kimchi for dessert tonight.
O'Brien: Yes sir.
Sisko: It's a metaphor, you see -
O'Brien: I get it, sir.
Sisko: No I don't think you do. You see, she's Korean, and...
Quark: You see what happens when you throw a hyperspanner into a Jeffries tube?
Chick: I DON'T GET IT!
Quark: Size may matter, but scale is relative! Ya skanky ho!
Chick: Hyperspanner?? I'd settle for a microcaliper!
Odo: This means something.
Moira: Stop playing with your mashed potatoes.
Sisko: Let me guess. It's a sultry night, we're outside a restaurant kitchen shucking crawdads or peeling potatoes or something, and the humidity level is melting our camera lens from the inside out. Are we supposed to be in New Orleans?
Prophet: Nawlins
Sisko: Right, because it wouldn't be 'New Orleans' without a magic black person talking funny.
Prophet: Nawlins
Sisko: Let me just make sure - are we still in New Orleans?
Prophet: Nawlins
Bashir: The Minstrel Boy?? I was singing Danny Boy!
O'Brien: Genius!