DS9 Caption Contest 101: He's Not the Messiah, He's a Very Moody Boy!

[Avro Arrow]

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Sisko: Now, if you direct your attention to *this* graph, you'll see that station revenues have declined 5.8% this quarter when compared to the previous fiscal year, which continues a trend which began in third quarter last year...

Kira (thinking): Prophets, I hate Finance meetings...

Sisko: Dammit... only two more payments and she was all mine!

O'Brien (O/S): What do you want to do with all this debris?

Sisko (O/S): Gather it up and put it in storage. If I get my own ready room someday, I'm going to need to put *something* on the wall.

 

[Catarina]

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Sisko: Dammit... only two more payments and she was all mine

Hahahaha.

Jeff fox worthy: Two mo payments and this son-of-a-gun is mine!

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Kira: Like I said, I could care less if you shot Quark.
Quark, OS: AAAGH!
Kira: See?

Sisko: She could still make it out alive. She could be trapped in a transport buffer, or thrown by all of the explosive energy into a parallel universe, or -
Science Officer: Look, pal, this ain't the Enterprise.

O'Brien: I WARNED YOU, YA BLASTED MACHINE! "PAPER JAM?" I'LL GIVE YOU A PAPER JAM!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

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Debris: Look, Ma! I can fly!

 

[Hutchy01]

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Quark's three bean taco's had some unintentional effects...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Sisko: "Borg?! Not on my Station!"

Kira: "Kira to Ops... the Commander's shooting Swedish tourists on the Promenade again."

Sisko: "Note to self: kill every last Borg."

Jennifer: "Kiss? What is kiss?"

Sisko: "So it's gonna be one of those episodes...."

Odo: "Attention shoppers: 'lighting farts' is no longer a permitted activity on the Promenade. That is all."

Quark: "Could I get like, an orange crate or something to stand on...?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SISKO: Damn it Jake, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is just a movie! Stop trying to prove the Nuke the Fridge theory!

 

[bbjeg]

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Thanks for the Emissary's Choice Award but I got nothing for the new pics.

 

[Triskelion]

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Sisko: If I had known this is how Bajorans get their noses, I wouldn't have given your trailer park of a planet a second look.
Kira: But ya'll did, and - SHUT UP DAMAR, I AIN'T GETTIN YOU NO JUM JUM STICK WHILE I'M PREGNANT WITH THE JANITOR'S BABY!

Babe: I've heard some pretty kinky stuff in my time, but - "Old Man?"

O'Brien: Oh, so that's why you don't distill moonshine with a vapor cone made out of an old Galaxy-class Heisenberg compensator.

Kira: So? You gonna scan my body for a holographic sex partner or not?
Quark: Oh, that wasn't for sex. We were creating a holographic spokesmodel to raise awareness for victims of angry haircuts.

 

[Nebusj]

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Kira: ``Good work, Star Fleet, you just vaporized the water cooler.''

Sisko: ``What hurts is the way the Borg unnecessarily transmitted 'neener neener neener' before that phaser blast.''

Sisko: ``I know, dear, but this is as close as our century's come to attractive civilian clothes.''

``Look out! The Giant MicroSD Card of Thorblon V is attacking!''

Quark: ``My ears are out here, Major. Either side of the head.''

 

[Smellincoffee]

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When do I get paid?

Jennifer: Wait, what? I thought you were into me!

 

[doubleohfive]

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents

a BAD ROBOT production

in association with SKYDANCE films

a JJ ABRAMS film

STAR TREK INTO DEEP SPACE NINE
​

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents

a BAD ROBOT production

in association with SKYDANCE films

a JJ ABRAMS film

STAR TREK INTO DEEP SPACE NINE
​

+1,000,000

One little nit-pick though, Kira doesn't have nearly enough flesh on display to be a proper JJTrek instalment

 

[AgentCoop]

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Kira: Commander, I don't know how they do things in Starfleet, but I can assure you that there are much easier ways to heat up a burrito.

 

[Smellincoffee]

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1440 minute warning!

(Er, give or take a hundred.)

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents

a BAD ROBOT production

in association with SKYDANCE films

a JJ ABRAMS film

STAR TREK INTO DEEP SPACE NINE
​

+1,000,000

One little nit-pick though, Kira doesn't have nearly enough flesh on display to be a proper JJTrek instalment

As a dig/joke at Abrams, that makes little sense. The uniforms on his key female characters are down right modest when compared to Roddenberry and Berman's. (No, brief underwear scenes don't really count)

 

[Triskelion]

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Sisko: Vole.
Kira: Um, that's Garak the tailor.
Sisko: Are you sure?
Kira: Ever see a vole with a purple jumper?
Sisko: Maybe you're right. Vole.
Kira: Sigh. Doctor Bashir. The medical tricorder's a dead giveaway.
Sisko: Damn. Vole.
Kira: That one is Kassidy Y - you know what, that is a vole.
Sisko: Uh oh, I think I just pissed it off. Run away!