DS9 CapCon 160: Captions for Swingin' Lovers

[tharpdevenport]

"Forget it, Jake, they're from Chinatown IV."

 

[Herbert]

Nog: Would you ladies like some grog with Nog?
Jake: Or to get baked with Jake?
<The ladies walk away annoyed>
Nog: We need better pick up lines
Jake: Ya think?

 

[Leviathan]

Nog: Would you ladies like some grog with Nog?
Jake: Or to get baked with Jake?
<The ladies walk away annoyed>
Nog: We need better pick up lines
Jake: Ya think?

Nog: ...but all the lines come from this book by a Lt. Commander LaForge.

 

[Qonundrum]

Kira: "Do you like my big microphone?"
Odo: "Hey, that's my line!"

"Hmm, this reminds me of my ex. Tastes just as bad."

Sisko: "You mean they're out of shaving cream again?!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"And why exactly can't you get your hand off your head?"

Sisko: "I was working with Flex Glue, got it on my hands, suddenly needed to face palm over something I read over subspace, and, well....."

 

[Smellincoffee]

New contest tomorrow!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kira: "That's a catchy little tune you're playing....what is it?"

Odo: "It's one I wrote myself....it's called 'Odo in a Grecian Urn'."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Sisko: "Why couldn't they have had me happy and smiling? Dammit, it looks like I just lost!"

Kasidy: "Well....uh....the baseball looks happy. The stitching is sideways, but a smile is a smile!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Dax: "Somebody go stop that salt vampire....the real Admiral McCoy would never make a mint julep this bad!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Jake: "So, I guess a dance around the May pole is out of the question then?"

Nog: "What's a 'May pole'?"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Sisko: "Do you realize that the blade of your knife looks like a Christmas tree?"

Mirror Jadzia: "Well then, I guess Rudolph can guide my slay tonight."