Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 155: Up Close and Personal
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Worf: You will write me a prescription for anger control pills.
Doc: It doesn't work like that. Have you made an appointment?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you waited three weeks?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you checked in?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you filled out the insurance form?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you waited at least two hours in the waiting room?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you waited another hour in the examination room?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you been examined by a nurse?
Worf: No
Doc: Have you been examined by a Physician Assistant?
Worf: No
Doc: So do you see where the problem is?
Worf: Yes...you have not started writing me a prescription for anger control pills.
Doc: Why don't I just write you a prescription for anger control pills.
Ezri: SEE? THE FLAT EARTH THEORY IS TRUE!!! HOW ELSE WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THIS, EHHH??? NASA HAS BEEN LYING TO US FOR CENTURIES!!!
Sisko: Um, we're on a station. In space.
Ezri: Well the decks are flat!
Sisko: Yes, the decks are flat.
Ezri: ...............OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE. MAN!
Sisko: Ok.
EVEN THE CORIOLIS EFFECT...THE CORIOLIS EFFECT...The Coriolis effect....oh shit. I forgot about the fucking coriolis effect. THE FLAT EARTH CONSPIRACY IS A CONSPIRACY!!!
Worf: IF YOU SAY THE PYRAMIDS WERE ALIEN LANDING PADS I WILL, I WILL -
Bashir: Post a video response on Qtube casting serious doubts on my interpretation of archeological findings?
Worf: YES! NOT....invent a whole new alien race to explain your mind control issue....AT LEAST NOT YET!!! Besides, everybody knows the pyramids were UFO driving test cones.
Quark: I KNOW THERE'S A CETI EEL IN THERE! IT KEEPS TELLING ME TO CATER BOHEMIAN GROVE WITH PIGS IN BLANKETS!!!
Garak: My life on Cardassia was never the same since I was kidnapped and probed by that flying saucer.
Bashir: U-F-O.
Garak: IT'S TRUE!
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