DS9 CapCon 154: Chegh'chew jaj-VAM jaj-KAK!

[Smellincoffee]

Welcome back, everyone! This week we're going to play with the most Metal species in the Trekverse, the Klingons. But first, last week's winners!

Bad Thought's "Thatsa Spicy Meatballa!"

Vic: So I was hanging in the lounge with Lucky, who was waiting for a meeting with Meyer Lansky ...
Odo: You mean you were in the mafia!
Vic: Felix programmed me with many cliches. Have you tried my spaghetti sauce?

tharpdevenport's "Be...Gooooooooood"

Bashier: "And then they touched fingers and he said good-bye and Elliot was crying and the ship took off and there was this rainbow," motioning with his hands.
O'Brien: "First time seeing 'E.T.', huh?"
Old Man: "LOL, he was totally crying."

JirinPanthosa's Vic Shot Me Down, Bang, Bang

BASHIR: Vic, don't you think it's time you got back to the casino program?
VIC: Nah, I got bored of that, now I'm exploring these 1970s scifi programs. I love the campy cheapness, and getting to be the hero!
BASHIR: But...you're Vic Fontaine, you're a singer!
VIC: Look bud, I either have free will or I don't. Don't know what to tell ya.

Triskelion's Diva Quartet

Jack: ♪ ♫ Mamaaaa, just killed a man....
Lauren: My heart will go on.....♪ ♫
Sarina: ♪ ♫ Let it go, let it go....
Patrick: It's been a long road, gettin' from there to here.... ♪ ♫
Others: !@#$% <disperse>

Thanks to all to participated, and now -- KLINGONS!

Qapla'!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Martok: Oh, fine, Sisko. You can cater the reception.

Kor: Curzon! You owe me money!

Martok: Non nobis Domine, Domine,
non nobis Domine, sed nomine-
-- what? Do none of you spineless children recognize the Bard of Quonos' historical dramas? "Kobor the Fifth"!
Worf: To be fair, general ,most people only know the dramas and a few odd sonnets.
Martok: Bah!

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW Smellincoffee! Woo-hoo!

Lursa: What?? Matching outfits are adorable!

Martok: And here is where the Lady Sirella wants to put the baby's room for when our grandchild comes to visit.
Sisko: Is this where we cut our hands and drop the blood?
Martok: Geez, what a noob. It's a nursery for Feklar's sake! We drop the blood to honor the foyer.

Kor: McRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbbssssssss!!!!!

Warrior: I can't see a thing in this dim light.
Gowron: Here, let me turn up the dimmer switch <opens eyes wider>
Warrior: Too much!

Martok: We're all out of bloodwine! All I have is a little crème de menthe.
Worf: Is there blood in it?
Martok: Geez, take a day off once in a while.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LURSA: Do your sensory ridges sense what mine do?

 

[luckysurfer]

nice pics

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Thanks for the win,Smellin'Coffee!

Martok: When we get back to DS9, I want a word with Nog. One cannot make something Klingon by drawing an apostrophe in the middle of the word, and T'rump is a terrible vintage.

Martok: We Klingons amuse ourselves by cutting ourselves and hit each other with pain sticks.
Kira: We Bajorans amuse ourselves by killing Cardassians. Are you priorities straight?
Sisko, through gritted teeth: Major!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

B'ETOR: On a separate topic, what do you know about hacking visors?
O'BRIEN: Why do you want to know?
LURSA: No reason.

SISKO: This is really how Klingons fingerpaint?
MARTOK: Did you think something about us wouldn't involve blood?

KOR: So! I hear you have a Klingon fettish!

KLINGON: Forgive me to asking High Chencellor but which Gowron are you today? Clever scheming politician Gowron, or insane suicidial moron Gowron?
GOWRON: I'm going to play it by ear.

MARTOK: And as my first act as High Chancellor, I'm thinking of getting rid of the 'Assassinate the captain' thing, and instituting proper performance reviews!
WORF: You're way too sane to be a Klingon.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MARTOK: The line is "is this a dagger which I see before me".
SISKO: Are you sure?
MARTOK: It's right here in the original Klingon!

 

[Bad Thoughts]

John Colicos: Terry, could you talk to Ron? I hear he wants to reboot Battlestar Galactica, and I can't let Baltar become a woman or a sniveling idiot. Tell him I'll even come back to play the part.
Terry: I just quit.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOR: It's me, Dax! I got ridges now!

 

[Mr Soak]

Lursor: Who are you calling pretty?

Martok: It will be a delicate operation. The Klingon spleen is located here.

Kor: Is that a d'k'tagh in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Worf: You don't call red alert for an empty bottle of bloodwine.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I'm a Klingon and you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the promenade. Yeeeaaahhh, on the promenade..."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Martok: "And then you just add a little blood, like so. There, see? Nice and easy. Your turn."
Sisko (thinking): "This is the last time I ever appear on a Klingon lifestyle show."

Kor: "Dax! Let me look at you. It's been a long time!"
Dax: "Since you saw your dentist?"

 

[Finn]

Kor: Curzon! You owe me money!

Jadzia: Your father owed Emony money. We're even.

 

[NinjaRaiden2005]

Garak: Hello, Lursa.
B'Etor: I'm B'Etor.
Garak: Hello, B'Etor.
Lursa: I'm Lursa.
Garak: Chew your gum!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sisters, sisters
There were never such devoted sisters
Never had to have a chaperon, no sir
I'm here to keep my eye on her
Caring, sharing
Every little thing that we are wearing
When a certain gentleman arrives from Rome
She wore the dress and i stayed home
All kinds of weather
We stick together
The same in the rain or sun
Two different faces
But in tight places
We think and we act as one... uh-huh
Those who've seen us
Know that not a thing could come between us
Many men have tried to split us up but no one can
Lord help the mister
Who comes between me and my sister
And lord help the sister who comes between me and my man
Sister
Sister
Sister don't come between me and my man

 

[RobinSpace]

"I 'm rich, Jadzia! I received a subspace message that I am a descendent of a Nigerian prince. I only need a few credits from you to finalize the deal. Are you with me for an adventure of a lifetime!"

 

[RobinSpace]

ODO: "Hello handsome, ever dated a shape changing God? Yeah... you want some of that!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Martok: "And how much am I bid for this fine vintage of...pink lemonade?!"
Worf: "The war has been tough on everyone, General."

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Martok: The new look is badass and sexy, but I don't fall for anyone who draws a blade on me. I like romance: blood wine and live gagh by candlelight, long hunts on the beach, that kind of stuff.

Garak,off screen: Please visit the station's beautician.The Milli Vanilli look went out of style centuries ago.