Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 149: She's a Rebel

[Leviathan]

Eddington: Space. The final frontier. Seek out new life, and new civilizations...then blast them into smithereens.

 

[Triskelion]

Kassidy: I LIKE YOUR RANDOM VOICE VOLUME, IT WAS VERY MANLY
Sisko: Ohh?
Kassidy: OF CAPTAIN KIRK TO LET YOU STEAL IT!
Sisko: Awww.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Eddington: Listen up, folks. We've had a lot of petty theft -- pick-pocketing, mostly -- on the Habitat ring this week, so keep your eyes open. We have extra officers in the docking towers because the Chief thinks Quark is trying to smuggle something off-station this morning. Also, the doctor is missing what he described as a stuffed bear. Apparently he's into taxidermy. That's it. Any questions before patrol starts?
Woman: How do we have pickpockets without pockets to pick?
Eddington: If there are no serious questions, you are all dismissed. Roll out!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: Enjoy prison!
YATES: I'm going from from a rickety old space ship and a run down space space station to what amounts a resort in New Zealand. Damn straight I'm gonna enjoy it!
SISKO: Sometimes I wonder about our criminal justice system.

 

[Triskelion]

Sisko: Cook this Maquis like Maki Maki!
Kassidy: YOU DON'T COOK MAKI MAKI BECAUSE IT'S SUSHI, YOU BULKHEAD!

 

[Smellincoffee]

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