Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 143: Bad Boys, Whatchoo Gonna Do?
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Bashir, yelling in a sardonic tone: This is the "enlightened Federation:" locking people up for being better than you! That's right, my daddy paid so that I would be smarter and stronger than all of you,...
Bajoran Woman: I was sympathic, but he's such a tool.
Bashir: I even have a bigger pair ...
First Guard: I don't know but I've been told..
Crowd: I don't know but I've been told...
First Guard: Julian Bashir is mighty cold!
Crowd: Julian Bashir is mighty cold!
Bashir: Hey...
GUARD ONE: What are you doing tonight?
GUARD TWO: Might go to Quark's for a round. There's a baseball game in the holosuites. I might catch a inning or two.
GUARD THREE: Baseball? What's that?
GUARD: TWO: It's a sport popular on Earth a few centuries ago. Captain Sisko's a fan.
GUARD THREE: Never been to Earth. It anything like football? We play that on Colony SIx.
GUARD FOUR: The one where you throw the ball or the one where you kick the ball?
GUARD THREE: Throw? Why would throw a football?
GUARD ONE: It's called "passing" actually.
BASHIR: Could one of you just shoot me to spare me all the small talk?
Announcer: "Deep Space Nine's first annual Santa Claus Parade includes the ever-popular Security team drill squad. "
Bashir: "When you told me I'd have a prominent role, you didn't say anything about handcuffs!"
Female Guard: "Shh! Less talking, more dejection please!"
"Well?"
Security Chick: "Good news, sir, you tested negative for beign a changling. Unfortunately you tested positive for midi-chlorians, so you'll have to be terminated immediately unless that shit makes its way into this universe as well."
Bashir: They call it malpractice, I call it thinking outside the box.
Bashir: Arrest? No, I got stuck in this and an engineering crew is taking me to get them removed.
Bajoran: How did you get stuck in handc-
Bashir: Some questions are better left unanswered.
Security Officer: You kept Bareil alive. For that you'll hang!
Bashir: They call it malpractice, I call it thinking outside the box.
Bashir: This makes doing "frontier" medicine even cooler
Bashir: Would somebody please explain what "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" means?
Sisko: We're evacuating the station.
O'Brien: We replace the Cardassian beds next week, Commander.
Sisko: We're not evacuating the station.
Joseph: You take my blood and you leave lousy tips. Get out.
Klingon: Put the SpaceSung Note 7 down before it-
Bashir: Before you look at me with disapproval, remember that I've seen all of your medical records.
Klingons: "We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish--"
Bajoran officer: "They're singing off key -- shoot the sons of bitches!"
Parent Just Off Screen to Her Kid: "See? He didn't beleive in Santa Claus....."
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Extra: Funny...it looks like pepto-bismol
Bajorans: NO SQUARE DANCING ON THE PROMENADE!
Klingon #1: Then why do you call it the promenade?!