Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 138: Grumpy Old Men
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New contest up tomorrow!
Kor: So then, Kirk and Spock planted a small sonic bomb at the ammo dump. I had hostages taken and killed-
Dax: (shoves drink in Kor's face) Try another story, Kor.
Dax: Dax to Kang, all of the guards are playing Poke-targ Go. Proceed.
Koloth: You've just been defeated by a 150 year old Klingon whose greatest achievement til now was getting to flee Space Station K-7 before causing a diplomatic incident.
Dax: And if I just hack into the albinos sonic shower system... there. His next morning rinse will be his last.
Kang: Good, this way we don't have to walk any further.
Albino's meteorologist: We're seeing a slight fog of war rolling in from the southwest, this can lead to guards being knocked out, power stations being blown up and rampaging Klingons, so if you're going out today, bring an emergency transporter unit.
How to spray for misquitos -- with honor!