OK, here are my alternative titles for the fourth season of Who. For those of you who haven't played before, you have to think up more interesting titles for Season 4, or titles in the spirit of the old series: eg. The Hand of Fear, Death to the Daleks, etc. Enjoy. 
VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED
Maximum Max
Information: Kill!
Neighbours of Death
Titanic II (And You Thought They Couldn't Make a Sequel)
Starship Titanic: The Movie (adapted from the computer game by Douglas Adams)
PARTNERS IN CRIME
March of the Cute Critters
The Fat of Fear
The Diet of Death
The Runaway Mouth
Oh S**t, She's My Next Companion!
THE FIRES OF POMPEII
Chariots of the Gods of Fire
Blow Up Pompeii!
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Oracle
PLANET OF THE OOD
Old Redeyes Is Back
Dude, Where's My Ood?
Human, Where's My Brain?
The Treacherous PR Woman (or: The Doctor Hasn't Got It)
I Can't Believe That's Not Hair Tonic!
Take Your Brain In Your Hands And Sing
THE SONTARAN STRATEGEM
Toadface Returns
The Nerd of Evil
The Helmeted Horror
Peril of the Potatoheads
THE POISON SKY
Son-tar-RAN! Son-tar-RAN!
Atmos Fear
Death to the Nerd
Attack of the Shorties
The Sontaran's Are Coming, And This Time There's More Than Three Of Them!
THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER
Teen Time Lass (or Teen Bad Wolf)
An UnGallifreyan Child
The Clone Conundrum
Intern Who
THE UNICORN AND THE WASP
The Return of Superwasp
The Douse Trap
SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY
Dr Moon and the Shadows of Doom
The Darkness of Death
Meet the Missus
FOREST OF THE DEAD
Harvest of the Read
MIDNIGHT
Is There An Echo In Here?
Eight Hander
TURN LEFT
Bug On Your Back
What Would We Do Without Who?
THE STOLEN EARTH
The Blatant Fanwank
Old Blue Eye Is Back
The Planet Pinchers
Yet Another Resurrection of the Daleks
Smiths & Jones & Tylers & Nobles & Those Gun-Toting Bisexuals From Cardiff
JOURNEY'S END
The Reality Bomb
The Osterhagen Option
Cosmocide of the Daleks
THE NEXT DOCTOR
Steampunk of the Cybermen
VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED
Maximum Max
Information: Kill!
Neighbours of Death
Titanic II (And You Thought They Couldn't Make a Sequel)
Starship Titanic: The Movie (adapted from the computer game by Douglas Adams)
PARTNERS IN CRIME
March of the Cute Critters
The Fat of Fear
The Diet of Death
The Runaway Mouth
Oh S**t, She's My Next Companion!
THE FIRES OF POMPEII
Chariots of the Gods of Fire
Blow Up Pompeii!
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Oracle
PLANET OF THE OOD
Old Redeyes Is Back
Dude, Where's My Ood?
Human, Where's My Brain?
The Treacherous PR Woman (or: The Doctor Hasn't Got It)
I Can't Believe That's Not Hair Tonic!
Take Your Brain In Your Hands And Sing
THE SONTARAN STRATEGEM
Toadface Returns
The Nerd of Evil
The Helmeted Horror
Peril of the Potatoheads
THE POISON SKY
Son-tar-RAN! Son-tar-RAN!
Atmos Fear
Death to the Nerd
Attack of the Shorties
The Sontaran's Are Coming, And This Time There's More Than Three Of Them!
THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER
Teen Time Lass (or Teen Bad Wolf)
An UnGallifreyan Child
The Clone Conundrum
Intern Who
THE UNICORN AND THE WASP
The Return of Superwasp
The Douse Trap
SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY
Dr Moon and the Shadows of Doom
The Darkness of Death
Meet the Missus
FOREST OF THE DEAD
Harvest of the Read
MIDNIGHT
Is There An Echo In Here?
Eight Hander
TURN LEFT
Bug On Your Back
What Would We Do Without Who?
THE STOLEN EARTH
The Blatant Fanwank
Old Blue Eye Is Back
The Planet Pinchers
Yet Another Resurrection of the Daleks
Smiths & Jones & Tylers & Nobles & Those Gun-Toting Bisexuals From Cardiff
JOURNEY'S END
The Reality Bomb
The Osterhagen Option
Cosmocide of the Daleks
THE NEXT DOCTOR
Steampunk of the Cybermen
