Dolph Lundgren

[Balrog]

^ I said famous actor.

Drummers who occasionally act (such as playing themselves in The Running Man) don't count.

Drummers NEVER count.

They can count to four. Sometimes six.

Sounds like an urban myth to me...

 

[Tiberius]

I can count to twenty. I can count to twenty one, but I have to take off my pants...

 

[Therin of Andor]

I can count to twenty. I can count to twenty one, but I have to take off my pants...

How many years did it take to save the pants bit till last, instead of first?

 

[Tiberius]

No, you don't get it...

If I count to twenty, the pants stay on.

If I count to twenty one, the pants come off FIRST.

 

[Captain Atkin]

Why would a famous actor like that (even one whose career is as washed-up as Dolph's) want to do a cameo where all you can see is his chin, and he doesn't even speak?

Washed up?? I don't think so... He just finished work on 5 films in 2012, including The Expendables 2. As an actor, Dolph Lundgren has a number of films in production and pre-production right now:

2013 The Package
2013 Legendary: Tomb of the Dragon
2013 Battle of The Damned
2013 Repeater
2013 Skin Trade (as Director)
2013 Rescue 3 (TV series)
2013 Rush
2014 Without You I'm Nothing
2014 The Expendables 3

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Apart from Expendables, those are all basically B-movies, aren't they? Hardly blockbusters.

 

[Captain Atkin]

^ Apart from Expendables, those are all basically B-movies, aren't they? Hardly blockbusters.

True... however... Dolph Lundgren is the #1 Direct-to-DVD star in the world according to IMDb Pro. His current salary (since 2008) is $1 million per movie. Films don't have to be released in theaters to make money. Dolph is definitely not hurting for money, and I wouldn't call him washed up at all. He still has a pretty big fan base.

 

[Therin of Andor]

^ Apart from Expendables, those are all basically B-movies, aren't they? Hardly blockbusters.

Jennifer Aniston keeps searching for her blockbuster.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Dolph Lundgren is the #1 Direct-to-DVD star in the world according to IMDb Pro.

Blasphemy!! Tim Thomerson's the king, of course.

 

[Captain Atkin]

Dolph Lundgren is the #1 Direct-to-DVD star in the world according to IMDb Pro.

Blasphemy!! Tim Thomerson's the king, of course.

I'm actually surprised we haven't seen a Dolph Lundgren/Tim Thomerson film yet. I could easilly see those two guys battling it out on film

 

[Therin of Andor]

Tim Thomerson's the king, of course.

And once was on a shortlist auditioning for Will Decker ("Star Trek: Phase II").

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Tim Thomerson as Decker? Or Riker? Or any other character in Trek? That would have owned the universe.