Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

[TheBrew]

I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I sell my emerald for as much nose candy as I can get.

 

[Holdfast]

I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.

Locutus - pick this guy. He'll help, but since he's going to sacrifice himself, we won't need to give him a share of the spoils.

 

[ares93]

I have a -99 Skoda Pickup you can barrow. but i'm afraid it would move at all after loading that bloody thing on it. 1.9 diesel goes a long way, you know.

 

[Deckerd]

Plus, I've always wanted to tell someone "Too bad. You could warn them... if only you spoke Hovitos." I figure the randomness of it will scare the guards into submission while they slip away to sleep.

This sounds exactly like a conversation between JD and Turk.


For my part, I have a slow pickup and a couple of whippets. Any use?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.

And it'll bring a tear to all of our eyes, and in the end, they'll buy a bar and name it after you.

 

[Sephiroth]

i wana carve the big emerald into 7 chaos emeralds to fuel my evil robotic army

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I sell my emerald for as much nose candy as I can get.

Illegal drugs? Not on my watch. This is a drug free criminal enterprise.

I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.

Locutus - pick this guy. He'll help, but since he's going to sacrifice himself, we won't need to give him a share of the spoils.

Welcome to the fold, brother. Upon your sacrifice for the greater good of me you will receive 72 virgin daiquiris and a pair a dice... or something.

For my part, I have a slow pickup and a couple of whippets. Any use?

Dog bombs in case the police have themselves an RV?

I think we're on sound ethical ground, here.

 

[TheBrew]

I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.

And it'll bring a tear to all of our eyes, and in the end, they'll buy a bar and name it after you.

Man, I would be (un)living the dream, then.

 

[Mary Ann]

I can smuggle that emerald out of the room in my cleavage. Would that help?

 

[Captain_Nick]

IT's on then, good. Where and when do I meet you guys?

I am the driver so I choose the music

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This pickup truck better have wi-fi.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I can smuggle that emerald out of the room in my cleavage. Would that help?

It's a sexy distraction.

 

[Kirby]

Deliver it to my boat, I'll take it out to international waters... for safe keeping...

 

[Australis]

I can smuggle that emerald out of the room in my cleavage. Would that help?

Hmm, I'm not sure. We'd better have a look at your cleavage to be sure...

 

[Captain Ice]

IT's on then, good. Where and when do I meet you guys?

I am the driver so I choose the music

How many vehicles are we taking?

I'm bringing one and Gaseous Anomaly is bringing another...