Doctor Who Caption contest #3: Jazz Hands..? and a Sonic Screwdriver?

[Classic Fan]

Well, here we are, again two weeks later, i gotta start getting them out every week. lol.

Anyways, first we have the winners...

The Photoshop winner, an inventive if not totally obvious choice for a view screen/window manip...

Can't believe no one's done this yet...

Doctor: "When did you... HOW DID YOU... That's not even... EH????"

The non-photoshop winner from the same image is a rubbish gavering recycling group of rodents narated by Cribbins...

Wilf: Yeah just drop me at Wimbledon Common please...

A Futurama inspired tentacle gag...

Doctor: "Ow! My neck! Say... I love the tentacle!"

And a double image win... Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone...

"Oh no, I'm...Roger Waters!"

The Doctor: "So there's my idea. I'll call it The Wall and use it to criticise anyone who may have even looked at me slightly funny. If you don't want to be in it, you'll let me have a go on you now."

So, a few good ones there guys.

Heres this weeks images, a mixture, i dont have all my dvds available, so theyre not great. apart from the waters of mars one.

Pantheon winners, 2010:
Candlelight x2
Haggis and tatties
Mr. Adventure
Middyseafort
USSBones
AdmiralGarak
Starkers


Mods, iff poss, can ya pin it please.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Re: Doctor Who Caption contest #3: Jazz Hands..? and a Sonic Screwdriv

Doctor (off-cam): Go ahead. I'll just pick up another blonde Earth girl.

Doctor: I put on weight on my next regeneration! What!? What?!
The Next Doctor: Yes, and you get a bigger penis as well.

Doctor: It's not the size of the sonic screwdriver that matters...
Adelaide Brooke: That's what all the men say.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: Doctor Who Caption contest #3: Jazz Hands..? and a Sonic Screwdriv

KISS's New Romantic phase didn't go over that well.

BROOKE: Look Nancy, just hold the light steady while I blow this thing away!

 

[Bones2]

Re: Doctor Who Caption contest #3: Jazz Hands..? and a Sonic Screwdriv

Ooh, I won something. That's gratifying

Next week on Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Belle takes part in her strangest role play yet...

Tenth Doctor: "You can't be me; I'd never go out with such a filthy ear."

The Doctor: "Well, this blue light plan isn't working. I'm out of ideas."

 

[Candlelight]

Re: Doctor Who Caption contest #3: Jazz Hands..? and a Sonic Screwdriv

Chris Evans tries to win Billie back.

Tenth Doctor: "Still not ginger... but out of focus though"

Doctor: "No! Back! BACK I say! We won't buy any more girl guide cookies! Clear off!"

 

[Candlelight]

Re: Doctor Who Caption contest #3: Jazz Hands..? and a Sonic Screwdriv

Not-The-Doctor: "These Cybermen are gonna alter history unless we can stop them. The entire future hangs in the balance. Do you have any ideas, Doctor?"
Doctor: "Your dandruff is really shocking"
Not-The-Doctor: "SHUT UP!"