Doctor Who Caption Contest #2: The Eleventh Hour

[Classic Fan]

So, here we are, after a couple of weeks, with no internet, a holliday and a day off later, here we are at number 2.

so, here goes.

It was a tough one to judge, but here they are...


And we agree...

"Lesterson! For shit's sake! How many times must I tell you: NO (punch) MORE (punch) DALEKS (big punch)"

The old camoufalged jacket joke, still funny...

"Amy be careful! There's a camouflaged Dalek in this room. He's somewhere alright. I just know it..."

Forget about saving the world with a kettle and some string, gun powder and lead works better...

The Doctor (eleven): Sonic screwdriver? That was the other guy. This Doctor packs heat.

A neat little party trick...

"I told you I could toss a peanut in there."

And finally, a University Challenge inspired one...

And our next question is a starter for 10.......who did...
(BUZZZ)The Dr....Galifrey!

Well done, guys.


Anyway, onto this edition, lifted from The End Of Time: Part 2, shown on new years day.

We have a few shots from Elevens first few seconds of existence to poach a few gags frrom, and a touching scene with Wilf and The Doctor.


Anyone up for a photoshop challenge???

And, finally, the newest shot from the new season from yesterdays trailer...

Pantheon winners, 2010:
Candlelight
Haggis and tatties
Mr. Adventure
Middyseafort

Mods, iff poss, can ya pin it please.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Doctor, is there any way you could make it bigger on the outside.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

A win! Awesome, thanks, Classic Fan!

Wilf: I can see my house from here.
The Doctor (ten): Why is that everyone says that the first time I take 'em into space?

The Doctor (eleven): I'm a girl...oh...I'm a girl!

The Doctor (eleven): (cont'd) Oh, not a girl. I'm missing a testicle however. One testy, that's odd. Have to get used to that.

Later...

Amy: I've never had a man with only one ball before.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Explosive diarrhea...that's new."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Doctor, shouldn't you let her in?"
"No, I don't think so."

 

[Candlelight]

Cheers, Classic Fan!

Wilf: "Great... my first and most likely only time into space and all you want to show me is the weather channel"

Doctor: "Hmm, new teeth on the back of the neck, that's weird"

Doctor: "Note to self; make sure you turn the iron off before you regenerate"

Amy: "This ground feels fragile. Is it safe to lie here?"
Doctor: "This ground is perfectly fine. You won't fall through. I've got more of a chance of mistaking myself for a girl after an explosive regeneration."

 

[Worf2DS9]

Wilf: Look, Doctor, a new promo for the next series!
Doctor: Don't tell me you're already looking forward to Smith. I'm still here. Hello!
Wilf: Ah, of course not, Doctor. Hate him with a passion. I fancy that Amy though...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Wilf: Doctor, who's that?
Doctor (ten): Oh, that. Him. Her. Well, I'll explain later.

 

[Candlelight]

Wilf: Is this that Doctor Who / Deep Space Nine crossover?
Doctor: Shut up.

 

[Skywalker]

Wilf: "There, see that island off of Crete? That's where I did your mum."
Doctor: "Wait, what?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Wilf: Doctor, look!
Doctor (ten): Hmm...looks like he forgot to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Rookie mistake.

 

[Candlelight]

Wilf: "...and then when I left the BBC I had no idea what to do with all those old 16mm film prints I had swiped, so I got creative. For example, The Tenth Planet Part 4 is hidden right there.
Doctor: "The tenth what-now?"

 

[Bones2]

"Oh no, I'm...Roger Waters!"

The Doctor: "So there's my idea. I'll call it The Wall and use it to criticise anyone who may have even looked at me slightly funny. If you don't want to be in it, you'll let me have a go on you now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WILF: He touched her boob! You never touched my Donna's boob, did you?

DOCTOR:*

 

[Kibbin]

Wilf: You want to help me? Get me out of here!
Tendoc: Alright. You want a way out? Here it is.
Wilf: What is this?
Tendoc: Australia. New Guinea. Solomon Islands. Montana will be up soon, but you may want to hold your breath - it's a long way down!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Wilf: "Hey! He's stealing my car!"

Doctor: "Ow! My neck! Say... I love the tentacle!"

(Bonus points for getting that one.)

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Doctor (eleven): I'm a girl! No! No not a girl! I always want to be a girl. I never get to be a girl. Oh, I want to be ginger and a girl. Maybe I could even call myself Ginger instead of Doctor. But I never get to be a girl or ginger. Always a bloke. I'm tired of a penis. Really, I am. I never get to use it anyway.

Doctor (eleven): Oh, new penis. That's weird.

 

[Starkers]

Wilf: Yeah just drop me at Wimbledon Common please...

 

[Candlelight]

Doctor: "Ow! My neck! Say... I love the tentacle!"

(Bonus points for getting that one.)

"They're not tentacles... they're GENTICLES!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOCTOR: Oh no! This isn't a mask!