Do You Have Any Emergency Plans If The Recession Gets Too Bad?

[Temis the Vorta]

Automatic weapons and canned tuna. All set.

We just need to start a TrekBBS brothel, we can all split the profits.

I fear most of yall will have to pay the customers rather than the other way around.

 

[SeerSGB]

Automatic weapons and canned tuna. All set.

We just need to start a TrekBBS brothel, we can all split the profits.

I fear most of yall will have to pay the customers rather than the other way around.

Ah but that's the beauty of it: You get them drunk and horny, slip the customer a drug, then while their out you steal their kidneys and sell them on the organ-transplant blackmarket.

 

[Amaris]

Automatic weapons and canned tuna. All set.

We just need to start a TrekBBS brothel, we can all split the profits.

I fear most of yall will have to pay the customers rather than the other way around.

Ah but that's the beauty of it: You get them drunk and horny, slip the customer a drug, then while their out you steal their kidneys and sell them on the organ-transplant blackmarket.

Do you need kidneys? I can get kidneys.


J.

 

[SeerSGB]

Automatic weapons and canned tuna. All set.

I fear most of yall will have to pay the customers rather than the other way around.

Ah but that's the beauty of it: You get them drunk and horny, slip the customer a drug, then while their out you steal their kidneys and sell them on the organ-transplant blackmarket.

Do you need kidneys? I can get kidneys.


J.

have crowbar will travel?


Keep it up, and we'll have a "crowbar day" to go along with "towel day"

 

[Amaris]

Ah but that's the beauty of it: You get them drunk and horny, slip the customer a drug, then while their out you steal their kidneys and sell them on the organ-transplant blackmarket.

Do you need kidneys? I can get kidneys.


J.

have crowbar will travel?


Keep it up, and we'll have a "crowbar day" to go along with "towel day"

It's the Quicker Picker Upper.


J.

 

[Gertch]

We just need to start a TrekBBS brothel, we can all split the profits.

I had to read that twice before I realized it wasn't "spit."

 

[TGTheodore]

I see a comeback for the commune -- only with better hygiene and less sex.

Actually, I think that's where the cartoon strip Doonesbury is heading with all the original characters starting to lose their jobs.

--Ted

 

[Rincewiend]

Will Rock for food.

Pet Rock?!?

 

[Guartho]

I lost most of my vision. <snip> I can still swing a hammer...

Not near me you can't!

 

[Davros]

I will start a cult and dupe poor saps into supporting me.

 

[May 20]

Yes, I have an emergency plan. Actually, it's not a plan anymore; it's in the early stages of an action.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Start a new life... under the sea.

Well...there's a lot to eat down there. At least you won't starve.

 

[DBR]

I plan to land myself a sugar mama.

Seriously, I'd just try and find a new job, I suppose. I'm not better than a minimum wage McJob, which I'd take if I had no other options. Aside from the drastic decrease in salary, and the polyester uniform, I think the lack of stress would do wonders for my blood pressure... for a while, until I couldn't stand it, anyway.

If there were no jobs? Well, she doesn't know this yet, but I'd be moving in with Mom.

 

[Amaris]

I will start a cult and dupe poor saps into supporting me.

I can get you a very nice public address system.


J.

 

[SeerSGB]

I will start a cult and dupe poor saps into supporting me.

I can get you a very nice public address system.


J.

You're just our own little Radar around here, aren't?

How much for a jeep?

 

[Amaris]

I will start a cult and dupe poor saps into supporting me.

I can get you a very nice public address system.


J.

You're just our own little Radar around here, aren't?

How much for a jeep?

With or without "documentation"?

J.