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Do we have a poetry corner or something similar here?
- Thread starter Gingerbread Demon
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Do haikus and limericks count?
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Beautiful weather
Plenty of sunshine Bayside
Spring is upon us.
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Some limericks I've written before:
I have a coworker named Rick
He always eats lunch with chopsticks
His cube smells of strong fish
What the eff is that dish?!?
His scrawny a$$ I'm gonna kick!
https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/the-tbbs-limerick-thread.188770/#post-6997507
* * *
Beautiful weather
Plenty of sunshine Bayside
Spring is upon us.
* * *
Some limericks I've written before:
I have a coworker named Rick
He always eats lunch with chopsticks
His cube smells of strong fish
What the eff is that dish?!?
His scrawny a$$ I'm gonna kick!
https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/the-tbbs-limerick-thread.188770/#post-6997507
Sure why not? post away.
Internet
Oh Internet you are big,
But ethereal and not solid,
Full of ideas and posts and pages,
And full of political rants and rages.
Oh internet you are fun,
But not bright, not like the Sun,
Download games, movies and fun,
Bye bye, lost my connection.
My poetry is worse than Vogon poetry, consider yourselves all lucky that I can exercise restraint.
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The Winter Olympics are here!
Where athletes compete far and near
From snowboarding to skiing
To twirly-ass figure skating
To Pyeong Chang we send our cheers!
Where athletes compete far and near
From snowboarding to skiing
To twirly-ass figure skating
To Pyeong Chang we send our cheers!
Today is Valentine's Day
When lovers come out and play
Cupid's arrows are struck
But I don't give a f*ck
Cuz it's a couple's holiday.
When lovers come out and play
Cupid's arrows are struck
But I don't give a f*ck
Cuz it's a couple's holiday.
Bah humbug, Valentine's day
Fierce vibranium claws
Wakanda has her ruler
Black Panther arrives.
Wakanda has her ruler
Black Panther arrives.
If at first you don't succeed
Go and rest and smoke some weed
Then you will never feel the need
To ever try and succeed
Go and rest and smoke some weed
Then you will never feel the need
To ever try and succeed
A
Amaris
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A Lullaby for Loutishness
A slight recoil on firing,
a lesson borne from violence.
the chairs outside are broken,
with nothing removed but silence.
Classroom walls create a prison,
and the books become salvation,
once offering up their knowledge,
now as Chaos' oblation.
Autocrats and despots rail,
with the keening of the nation,
yet plug their ears at mother's wail,
and take a golf vacation.
A slight recoil on firing,
a lesson borne from violence.
the chairs outside are broken,
with nothing removed but silence.
Classroom walls create a prison,
and the books become salvation,
once offering up their knowledge,
now as Chaos' oblation.
Autocrats and despots rail,
with the keening of the nation,
yet plug their ears at mother's wail,
and take a golf vacation.
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