Do I need to turn in my man card?

[Kommander]

I think you should turn it in for wearing that hat.

wtggftkWHAT?!

THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE FEDORA!!!

You have just made yourself a powerful enemy...

 

[Mr Awe]

Nah, habanero is the spiciest pepper. So, you're excused. I love spicy food. But even I find that with habanero I experience some pain. Specifically, habanero doesn't seem to kick in right away. Instead, it takes maybe 15 minutes and *then* it starts burning through your mouth. Too late to stop and undo the damage! So, it lulls you into eating more than you should and the kicks your ass (or mouth).

Mr Awe

 

[Michael Chris]

Ok, wait. 5,700? That's not too bad.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You had nachos for breakfast. If that isn't made of win i don't know what is.

 

[Michael Chris]

There is this breakfast burrito in New Mexico that is quite literally much bigger than my forearm. It's filled with green (or red if you're into that) chile. Totally delicious. I get one about once a week. I could literally eat from it for several days. Of course, I just eat it in one sitting. Blake's is the DUKE!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Sure sweetie. You are far more deficient in other manly areas than this one. Therefore your card should be revoked on the basis of that.

I am joking.

So I take it the pictures of my embarrassingly small penis finally got around to you then?

i'm going to have to remind ShamelessMcBundy and Garak yet again that "stop sending those to people" means stop sending those to people!

So i'll send more people.

And you don't have a small penis.