Granted, we never actually see Gul Dukat's therapist onscreen. But how many people, when they see the episode Waltz nowadays, can't help but picture John C. McGinley from Scrubs in the role? 
"Do I detect the fine hand of Dr. Cox at work?"
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Anyone care to venture a guess as to what exactly was said during the sessions? 
Come on, people! I know there's a lot more fun to be had out of this!
Hey there newbie, I KNOWWW you just want to gush on about your hot bajoran lovers, but really, do you ever, EH HEH VER stop to think that I JUST. DONT. CARE? Alright there Carol, off ya go.
Darth_Pazuzu said:
Come on, people! I know there's a lot more fun to be had out of this!
I could tell a joke about jumja oil and Dr Cox's bedside manner, but I want to run for TrekBBS Pope someday.
I need a clean record...
I wonder how Bob Kelso might work out as Duckat's therapist:
"I don't want to sound insensitive, Sport, but if I have to hear the sob story of how your daughter was killed by your own toady one more time I'm gonna lose my lunch. You're not the only one with kid problems, you know - my son wears assless chaps to work and slurps raktajino out of some Cardassian guy's forhead spoon. But do you hear me whining?
So if you want to talk about Ziyal again, just remember this riddle - What has two thumbs and doesn't give a Vole's ass? Bob Kelso, that's what!
Fine, fine, go crawling back to Perry Cox and beg him to be your therapist; no skin off my ass. After all, I like Perry as much as the next guy - which is to say, not at all - so let's just finish up this session so I can go and get a pudding cup from that cute little chubby girl in the replimat. It's tapioca day!"
"I don't want to sound insensitive, Sport, but if I have to hear the sob story of how your daughter was killed by your own toady one more time I'm gonna lose my lunch. You're not the only one with kid problems, you know - my son wears assless chaps to work and slurps raktajino out of some Cardassian guy's forhead spoon. But do you hear me whining?
So if you want to talk about Ziyal again, just remember this riddle - What has two thumbs and doesn't give a Vole's ass? Bob Kelso, that's what!
Fine, fine, go crawling back to Perry Cox and beg him to be your therapist; no skin off my ass. After all, I like Perry as much as the next guy - which is to say, not at all - so let's just finish up this session so I can go and get a pudding cup from that cute little chubby girl in the replimat. It's tapioca day!"
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