Do a 3 paragraph short story!

[Jayson]

You know how a movie is broken down in 3 acts. Well here is a chance to do that but each act only lasts a paragraph. I wil get started


"Dexter Poindexter"



Dexter Poindexter came home to see his new computer all set up. "Thanks mom" he tells his mother. His mom smiled for she knew her 42- year old virgin son desperately wanted to join the internet community She spent a small fortune to get it for him, for he himself could hardly pay for it on Burger KIng cook money. He had no friends other than her and his Starbuck doll. This she predicted would change everything for him. "Well son make me proud, Here is a chance to talk to people who will agree with everything you say and will love you!" Dexter smiled at the thought as the sound of logging on could be heard.

I will do another thread for the other paragraphs. I am still afraid of lossing posts after it happened a few years ago when I made a long thread.

 

[Jayson]

Dexter spent the next few days sending random IM's to anyone he could and asking them to be his friend but got very few takers and the few who did seem intrested, he found inadequte once he found out that they prefered new "BSG" to old "BSG" He would simply hold his "Starbuck" doll close to him and look into the fabricated eyes of Dirk Benedict and tell him "Don't worry friend, We will find aceptance." Granted he knew he was doing this for sake of Starbuck more than him because after days of not bathing due to the constant need of searching for a friend he was beginning to loose faith. He even pulled out a cyanide pill. He has ready to give up on life for the internet failed him. He was ready to swallow it until he got a IM from someone claiming to be Dirk Benedict.

Jason

 

[Jayson]

"Is it really you!" Dexter typed. The thought of talking to the greatest human being to ever to exist was almost to much to words. "Yes, it's me! I am the one and great Dirk Benedict." Dexter jumped up and down and told his mom and was more happy than he ever been in his whole life. "Mr Benedict,will you be my friend!" Dexter typed. "I can't" Benedict typed. "I respect that you love me and consider me great, I have been reading several of your IM's that are all over the internet" but I have just been casted on new "BSG" as God he continued to type. "I can't be seen talking to someone who likes the old show." he continued. "Would it be asking to much for you to not not talk so much about me on the internet?" Dexter thought long and hard and then typed "Fuck you, I am getting a life." He then got up and destroyed his computer,took a bath and went out in the world and made friends and even got laid.


The end

 

[Jayson]

Am I the only one intrested in this thread? I hope everyone is coming up with their own short story to contribute to the thread.


Jason

 

[Kemaiku]

Am I the only one intrested in this thread?

Yes...

 

[RevdKathy]

This probably belongs in Fanfic

 

[Jayson]

This probably belongs in Fanfic

I thought about that but I think fan fic is only for star trek stories. At least that was what I asumed. Actually a non-trek fanfic forum is something I would like to see trekbbs add as a forum. I now offically demand this be done!.


Jason

 

[RevdKathy]

Non-trek fic is welcome in the fanfic forum as long as it doesn't outweigh the trek. Your demand is already met!

 

[Jayson]

I supose it would okay to move this thread to that forum as well then.


Jason

 

[Holdfast]

I supose it would okay to move this thread to that forum as well then.


Jason

tes desires sont des ordres.