Spoilers Disco humor.

[Discofan]

We have all the time in the world...


Pike: We only have one minute left before things get critical what are you doing down there?
Burnham: Oh come on Captain, Stamets, and Culber are telling each other how much they miss.. each other... You don't want to interrupt that?
Pike: Ok, Georgiou bought us three more minutes but they're almost gone. What are you guys still doing there?
Burnham: Well, Tilly and the spore lady are having an emotional moment. You know pinkie swear and all...
Pike: Pinkie swear?
Burnham: Long story.
Pike: But please tell it to me in great detail because I have about twenty seconds before I am turned into a fleshy corkscrew!!!
Burnham: Captain, is this amount of sarcasm necessary?
Pike: Not necessary but I like... aaarrrrghhhh!!!
Burnham: OMG, I've lost another one!

 

[BillJ]

The writers definitely didn’t seem to understand what a ticking clock is.

 

[The Wormhole]

Michael: Oh, my catastrophic mistake has resulted in a crippling blow to the Federation, from which it may never recover.
Faceless Admiral from Finale: It's okay. We'll just erase it from the official record and say it never happened. For that matter, we'll erase you from the official record and say you never existed.
Sarek: It's true. From this day forward, I never had a daughter.
Amanda: Just two sons.
Sarek: No, Amanda. Only one son. (Close up of Sarek doing shifty eyes)
Kurtzman: And that's how we fix Canon.