Disappointed by my facebook 'friends'

[Gryffindorian]

*Sniff, sniff* Why didn't I smell bovine manure before?

Tell you what, Nick, I just sent a private message to Mark Zuckerberg, and he said, he'll be willing to help and give you more than what you're asking for.

 

[Owain Taggart]

*Sniff, sniff* Why didn't I smell bovine manure before?

Tell you what, Nick, I just sent a private message to Mark Zuckerberg, and he said, he'll be willing to help and give you more than what you're asking for.

For a fee, I'm sure...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Hopefully in five or ten years I will be good enough on the piano to go busking. If I can pull a couple of hundred a day doing that, I won't need to work any more.

I would pay to see you playing your piano in front of Coles.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I charge all my facebook friends a 'friendship fee' if they wish me to allow them to remain friends with me. If I do not receive payment by a certain date, DELETE. You should try that.

Speaking of which, Alidar is cutting it close this year.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Hopefully in five or ten years I will be good enough on the piano to go busking. If I can pull a couple of hundred a day doing that, I won't need to work any more.

I would pay to see you playing your piano in front of Coles.

The bogans that shop there have probably never seen a piano in their lives.

I was thinking more along the lines of Southbank or Swanston St

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Hopefully in five or ten years I will be good enough on the piano to go busking. If I can pull a couple of hundred a day doing that, I won't need to work any more.

I would pay to see you playing your piano in front of Coles.

The bogans that shop there have probably never seen a piano in their lives.

I was thinking more along the lines of Southbank or Swanston St

The ramp going down into Eastland. You would have to run over the dreadlock dude that has been playing there for 15 years first but this would be easy enough, get up a good speed with the piano as you go down the ramp. You could sell his sitar cd's in between sets.

The BIG problem as I see it with Southbank is the temptation passers by will have to push your piano into the river. I know I would find it very hard to resist.

 

[Satyrquaze]

I'd personally be tempted to de-friend anyone who asked me for a hand-out for pure luxury like you did.

The sheer hubris that you just assumed that they'd follow-through solely for your benefit. I mean I'd like to take a trip to Europe someday, but I'm so self-centered to assume that I can ask my FB friends or anyone else for that matter for it.

"I want to go to the British Isles but tickets cost roughly a thousand bucks and I don't have that sort of money handy. I want you all to chip in so I can go. $10 from each of you should cover it."

Are you F**king kidding me?? You're lucky your FB friends still speak to you.

 

[bigdaddy]

Mm, no when I feel like self aggrandoisement I come on to forums and post garbage.

You sure do post a lot of garbage.

Go to a really tall building and jump off, if you do I'll give you some money.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

*Sniff, sniff* Why didn't I smell bovine manure before?

You're not alone. It took me a while to be 100% sure that's what I was smelling.

*opening a window to air the place out*

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I charge all my facebook friends a 'friendship fee' if they wish me to allow them to remain friends with me. If I do not receive payment by a certain date, DELETE. You should try that.

Speaking of which, Alidar is cutting it close this year.

Does paying for a membership in "club mimic" at least come with a magazine subscription or a discount card? If not, not interested.

 

[mimic]

Yes! You get a 1-month subscription to 'Amateur Lovemaking Monthly' and the right to name-drop our friendship in casual conversation.

Tom: "Yesterday I was looking at mimic's facebook page, and she had photos of her Sopio cards -"
Jerry: Wait, you KNOW her?!!? I am so jealous!"

 

[Shatnertage]

Re: Disappointed by my facebook 'friends'

I'm mildly disappointed by this thread.

 

[Captain_Nick]

Go to a really tall building and jump off, if you do I'll give you some money.

Challenge accepted. I have a secret weapon in the fight against gravity.

My fees for this stunt start at $100,000, and I will require payment in advance.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Yes! You get a 1-month subscription to 'Amateur Lovemaking Monthly' and the right to name-drop our friendship in casual conversation.

Tom: "Yesterday I was looking at mimic's facebook page, and she had photos of her Sopio cards -"
Jerry: Wait, you KNOW her?!!? I am so jealous!"

Do you take VISA?