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Did Voyager Just Fail to Adapt The Changing Landscape of Televsion

The only thing wrong with the Vulcan erotic massage is that it did not lead to a lifetime torrid affair/beautiful romance. Instead it lead to Star Trek's usual stunted fumble at a sexy story. They can only give us a deep and satisfying relationship in E2, just like they can only give us (cliched) gay action in the MU. Those people weren't the REAL Star Trek, sure it takes place in an alternate timeline/universe but on the REAL Star Trek we reroute all that stuff through the deflector dish and amplify the tachyon neural interphase transceiver until we get what what the viewers of the REAL Star Trek actually want.
 
The only thing wrong with the Vulcan erotic massage is that it did not lead to a lifetime torrid affair/beautiful romance. Instead it lead to Star Trek's usual stunted fumble at a sexy story. They can only give us a deep and satisfying relationship in E2, just like they can only give us (cliched) gay action in the MU. Those people weren't the REAL Star Trek, sure it takes place in an alternate timeline/universe but on the REAL Star Trek we reroute all that stuff through the deflector dish and amplify the tachyon neural interphase transceiver until we get what what the viewers of the REAL Star Trek actually want.
All they've (Trip and T'Pol) had for a long time was this one night stand.
 
In E2.

And he was a very good looking fellah.. also they managed to get an actor who really did look like their kid. And believable as the product of a generational ship with his own agenda.

(E2 is my favorite ENT ep)
 
Yesterday morning I was having a perfect cup of coffee when a moth fell into it. I fished out the moth and was going to keep drinking it because that's how I roll when I saw a layer of MOTH POWDER on the surface of the coffee. Within a moment of seeing the moth powder it sank into the depths. And if I hadn't looked at it right then I would never have known there was moth powder and I had a stupid debate with myself about whether I should drink it or not. In the end I was like, how much moth powder have you drunk without ever knowing? And I felt it was silly to even be thinking about not drinking moth powder.

This is all like, a vast metaphor.
 
Yesterday morning I was having a perfect cup of coffee when a moth fell into it. I fished out the moth and was going to keep drinking it because that's how I roll when I saw a layer of MOTH POWDER on the surface of the coffee. Within a moment of seeing the moth powder it sank into the depths. And if I hadn't looked at it right then I would never have known there was moth powder and I had a stupid debate with myself about whether I should drink it or not. In the end I was like, how much moth powder have you drunk without ever knowing? And I felt it was silly to even be thinking about not drinking moth powder.

This is all like, a vast metaphor.
Too bad...You could've gotten superpowers. Teacake transforms into-The MOTH! Behold your fabulous Moth powers! Huh...sprinkling moth powder on internet evil doers. :wtf: Flap your wings and undo bizarre VOY plotlines! :lol:
 
Yesterday morning I was having a perfect cup of coffee when a moth fell into it. I fished out the moth and was going to keep drinking it because that's how I roll when I saw a layer of MOTH POWDER on the surface of the coffee. Within a moment of seeing the moth powder it sank into the depths. And if I hadn't looked at it right then I would never have known there was moth powder and I had a stupid debate with myself about whether I should drink it or not. In the end I was like, how much moth powder have you drunk without ever knowing? And I felt it was silly to even be thinking about not drinking moth powder.

This is all like, a vast metaphor.

Did you know that according to statistics we swallow enormous quantities of insects while we're asleep? I don't remember the figures but it was impressive. Definitely more than a thousand in a lifetime. And they're of a wide variety. Plus spiders, that technically don't count as insects. It seems our main face hole is attractive to them.
 
I was going to say exactly the same thing.

Nocturnal entomological munchies.

20 seconds of googling told me that that is urban myth bullshit.

So I chose another tack.
 
I was going to say exactly the same thing.

Nocturnal entomological munchies.

20 seconds of googling told me that that is urban myth bullshit.

So I chose another tack.

Yes, but maybe the urban myth is that it is an urban myth. Ever think of that? Urban cover up, so to speak.
 
I've heard at least three people say it to me before, and now you.

Do you live in New Zealand?

If not, then "we eat spiders in our sleep" is a globally entrenched myth.
 
Yesterday morning I was having a perfect cup of coffee when a moth fell into it.

I don't think I've known a moth to ever fall into a coffee. I'm guessing these are Antipodean moths that can't bear the constant heat, terrible haircuts and upward inflections

If not, then "we eat spiders in our sleep" is a globally entrenched myth.

We eat more insects when were awake (contact your food administration agency)
 
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