Did this happen to you?

[Dieks]

I went to see the movie last night and loved it but when I woke up this morning and checked all of my Star Trek DVDs were blank.

Did this happen to you?

 

[MisterPL]

I haven't checked the Trek collection but my Galaxy Quest has a completely different cast.

 

[Garak]

No, but I have been organizing TOS DVD Burnings throughout my local community.

Great turnout so far.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I tried to have my girl watch all earlier movies but afterward her eyes were blank, she didn't respond. Is this related to your experience?

 

[DeafPoet]

I popped in a TOS dvd today and it was porn instead!

And then I remembered that's where I hide my porn.

 

[ParticleMan]

When I got home last night,

Spoiler: Spoilerific Spoiler Stuff

My TOS Spock and Uhura action figures were making out and my homemade styrofoam model of Vulcan had imploded.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I popped in a TOS dvd today and it was porn instead!

And then I remembered that's where I hide my porn.

Fuck, now I guess I have to go find those third season DVDs...

 

[Iborg]

I get it. The timeline has been changed, Spocks's mum gets killed even though she appears in Star Trek 4 - The Voyage Home and ST:TNG Unification - Part 1. Also Vulcan got destroyed, what a succubus

 

[Butters]

Yes, except for Enterprise. Thats still there. Bunch of Arse...

 

[Squiggy]

Since I'm not a virgin, I don't have any Trek DVDs.

OH!

 

[Tikkun]

I haven't seen the movie yet so I can watch all my trek episodes - except I think something is up. My computer keeps claiming there's an error, and refusing to play them.

Do you think it knows I plan to see the movie?

 

[John Picard]

Since I'm not a virgin, I don't have any Trek DVDs.

OH!

 

[Brutal Strudel]

I get it. The timeline has been changed, Spocks's mum gets killed even though she appears in Star Trek 4 - The Voyage Home and ST:TNG Unification - Part 1. Also Vulcan got destroyed, what a succubus

That wasn't Amanda in Unification, it was Perin, Sarek's second wife. Appears the ambassador has a taste for pink skin, so to speak.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Sarek likes the Earth women cuz Earth gave birth to Captain Robau.

Okay okay... hey I think deep down Sarek is a closet Romulan.

Hmmm... gee... that WOULD explain a few things

 

[ParticleMan]

I get it. The timeline has been changed, Spocks's mum gets killed even though she appears in Star Trek 4 - The Voyage Home and ST:TNG Unification - Part 1. Also Vulcan got destroyed, what a succubus

That wasn't Amanda in Unification, it was Perin, Sarek's second wife. Appears the ambassador has a taste for pink skin, so to speak.

I believe that the appropriate term for that is "Terran Fever."

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Closet Romulan? Mwa-ha-ha! Well then he should ditch the hairdo.

As for the dvds, it was the red matter, I'm sure of it. Damn you, Spock!

 

[Dieks]

I tried to have my girl watch all earlier movies but afterward her eyes were blank, she didn't respond. Is this related to your experience?

You're asking the wrong guy a question about women!

(check avatar)

 

[CommanderRaytas]

None of you almost got kicked out of the cinema (by the female staff no less) for being a woman.