Did my friend die?

[Jonas Grumby]

I have a slight obsession with knowing everything that my friends are doing at all times.

...he's moving in with me in a couple months!

Well, it's just a theory, but I can kinda see where the guy might be having some second thoughts.

 

[Withers]

I just assume people I haven't heard from in more than a few weeks are dead. That way when they call, text or show up I can be overwhelmingly happy to hear from, read about, or see them. Generally speaking I don't tell them I thought they were dead... I just let them believe that I'm really happy to see them for no explicable purpose.

Try it. It works.

-Withers-​

 

[RoJoHen]

I have a slight obsession with knowing everything that my friends are doing at all times.

...he's moving in with me in a couple months!

Well, it's just a theory, but I can kinda see where the guy might be having some second thoughts.

Sucks for him, since he has nowhere else to go.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You better bring him some flowers.

And a box of chocolate.

 

[RoJoHen]

He doesn't like chocolate.

 

[Starbreaker]

Maybe he forgot to pay his phone bill... or he is in Tijuana.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

He doesn't like chocolate.

You better get him something he does like.

Even better, you better do that "thing" he likes.

 

[RoJoHen]

Last night I called him to invite him to go to the movies with me and another friend. He said no, and he sounded mildly annoyed and/or tired.

Then tonight he came into the bar and visited me while I was working and everything was great. I don't know what the hell was up with him earlier this week.

 

[Jetfire]

^
Maybe he just needed space.

 

[RJDiogenes]

He probably just had to battle to the death with some annoying Ninjas from his past or something.

 

[the Dagman]

Last night I called him to invite him to go to the movies with me and another friend. He said no, and he sounded mildly annoyed and/or tired.

Then tonight he came into the bar and visited me while I was working and everything was great. I don't know what the hell was up with him earlier this week.

Pimpin' ain't easy.

 

[JarodRussell]

It's only been 2 days since I saw my best friend, but in that time he has:

a) not replied to my text messages
b) not replied to a video I posted on his Facebook wall, and
c) not replied to the chain e-mail that a few of us have going to help us keep in touch

The last two don't necessarily surprised me, but it's weird that he's not replying to my texts, especially because they are hilarious and worthy of response.

http://xkcd.com/530/

 

[James Bond]

It's only been 2 days since I saw my best friend, but in that time he has:

a) not replied to my text messages
b) not replied to a video I posted on his Facebook wall, and
c) not replied to the chain e-mail that a few of us have going to help us keep in touch

The last two don't necessarily surprised me, but it's weird that he's not replying to my texts, especially because they are hilarious and worthy of response.

http://xkcd.com/530/

Aaaand bookmarked.