NOTE: Once again I have finished a set of reviews, and I cannot edit into the existing last message due to word limit.
As a note to any readers, for the first time in a long time I am spending Easter Weekend by myself, as I ended up being the only fool to stay in town, So if you where wondering, No, I do not have a life, an thus I been grinding though Star trek episodes. I have finished Season 2.
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Contagion"
Plot Synopsis: The sister ship of the Enterprise blows up, and then the computer systems start to go heywire and it is a race to see if they can fix the ship before it joins its sister ship in blowing up.
Opinion: This is almost a "Do over" of a first season episode("
The Last Outpost"), with the Romulans taking over for the Ferengi as the ship that is struggling across from the Enterprise. Although the way t o fix it seems obvious (basically reboot the system) it is a fun episode, and has a fun Indiana Jones in Space feel as they try to figure out how to end the issues. Also, as a fast paced TNG episode, it has aged a lot better then a lot of early episodes, as the MTV generation caused plot lines to go quicker as no one has a attention span anymore. Also, a Episode will gain points if there is a good explosion, and for the Pre-CGI era, the
USS Yamato blowing up is amazing for a TV show, that is ILM quality effect. Season 2 is on its strong run, before the writer strike sends script quality down.
Best parts - the adventure and pace
Not so best parts - It is basically the same plotline from Season 1, just told much better.
Rating: 8 out of 10
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The Royale"
Plot Synopsis: Data, Worf, and Riker find a revolving door, and find a bad novel has come to life.
Opinion: This is a solid outing of the show in it's second season. I think its a like it or hate it episode, and I happen to like it. It never takes itself as too seriously, so it is a fun hour of TV and good popcorn fare. Data playing craps is also fun. This was a common episode in WJZY's Syndication of Star trek when I was growing up. I swear, it played once a month. I seen this episode at least 10 times.
Best Part - Finding the body of the NASA astronaut and the cheese.
Not so best part - it is never clearly stated on how the NASA ship got so far out into space.
Rating 5 out of 10
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Time Squared"
Plot Synopsis: The Enterprise is trapped in a time loop, and Captain Picard must end it, there can only be one!
Opinion: This is a workmanlike episode, but for one reason or another, I didn't like it. It also may very well be a "Like it or hate it episode" and I hate it, but I will not punish it too harshly due to my dislike. I am always surprised that there is a shooting and not say, restraining the captain to prevent the loop from happening.
Best Part: The Special effects for the Vortex are STILL good 25 years later. Not many Special effects are that special.
Not so best part: I never really find too much tension in the episode.
Rating: 4 out of 10
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The Icarus Factor"
Plot synopsis: Riker meets his dad, and Worf is acting more annoyed then normal.
Opinion: This is a mostly bad episode. I didn't care for Riker's issues, I thought the outfit for the sport was silly, and was sorely tempted to fast forward though sections, which is never a good sign. The Word section saves this from being a total waste, and that is what you remember, Klingon's Pain sticks. I really can't wax poeticly on this episode, there is less meat in this episode then in a .39 cent hamburger.
Best Part - Work and Pain sticks, crazy Klingon rituals.
Not so best part - the entire Riker and his dad plotline.
Rating: 2 out of 10
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Pen Pals"
Plot Synopsis: Data find a pen-pal, and breaks the prime directive
Opinion: This is another yawner, and almost stopped my marathon of star trek except for the pure awesomeness of the next episode. I just never cared for the alien, as I am a cruel 21st century person, and not a Idealistic 24th century I guess.I will talk about the Prime Directive.
The Prime Directive is a good idea, I understand it concept, but if World X is going to be blown up, to no fault of its residents, why wouldn't the federation try to save a race from total obliteration. Then again, good ideas do go bad and I could see this could be one of those "yes it is stupid, but the bureaucrats in the federation..." but that is Human drama, and there was a real push to that there is little human drama on TNG. At least the Prime Directive is brought up, unlike in say, Justice.
Best Part: "
In your position it's important to ask yourself one question: 'What would Picard do?' "(In the 24th secular world, Picard is Jesus!

(It is a joke folks))
Not so best part: the general plotline. Zzzzzzzzz
Rating: 3 out of 10
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Q Who"
Plot Synopsis: Q returns, and suddenly is much more serious as he sends the smug Enterprise to meet a new threat, the Borg....
Opinion: After a couple of bad episodes, they hit this one out of the park. A new threat, and a darn scary one at that, and there are some stuff that even today give me the goosebumps. Instead of talking about it, just go and watch it, if you don't like it, you may not have a pulse. The Borg is the signature threat of TNG.
Best Part - Meeting the Borg,

and the moment where you see the Borg nursery. that still makes you go "O my..."
Not so best part - the debate in my head if this is a Classic episode, or just a VERY VERY Good episode.
Rating 9 out of 10
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Samaritan Snare"
Plot Synopsis: Laforge is kidnapped by a "stupid" race the Pakled. While Picard and Wesley go on a long shuttle ride to replace his heart. (his physical heart, not some weird Picard/Wesley slash fanfiction)
Opinion: Some people hate this episode, some people love this episode. I find it a episode that is worth watching one time in a blue moon. The Pakled is campy and annoying, while the Picard/wesley bits are slow and talky. It is a odd combo that leaves a disjointed episode. It sets up a great episode later on, and it has a funny line or two but in the end it is not the strongest run of a episode in Star trek, but it is far from the worse. However, somewhere in me I feel like I watched a Star Trek Episode where the joke is on Mentality disabled people, and that seems to be very Un-Trek.
Best parts: "
I stood toe-to-toe with the worst of the three, and I told him what I thought of him, his pals, his planet and I possibly made some passing reference to his questionable parentage." - the younger, Badass Picard, before he became a diplomat. I kinda wanted to see more of this after season 2, when Picard became more calm.
Honorable mention goes to the "Crimson force field", I wonder how many takes it took without snickering.
Not so best part - that it the Enterprise CMO that saves the day (of course!) and it seems that it is almost a "Joke on Slow people" which is distasteful.
Rating: 3 out of 10
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Up the Long Ladder"
Plot Synopsis: The Enterprise finds two colonies in danger, and solves the problem with a interplanetary shotgun marriage.
Opinion: It had been a long time since I seen this episode, as I saw it a lot as a kid growing up, and I fondly remembered it. However perhaps as a adult, or perhaps instead of sitting back and eating popcorn I thought about it, this episode has a LOT of issues.
1.) the Neo-luddites are badly stereotypical Irish.
2.) Riker commits murder twice, and doesn't even raise a eyebrow.
3.) while the "Big love" of polygamy was attempted for humor, it really does not need to be in the fixing of the problem. (The advance society could clone extra males and females from the neo-luddite community and be monogamist)
and that is just the start. Actually, this episode is embarrassing. And I used to like this episode as a kid. Perhaps It was the cloning, as I always though cloning was a cool idea. And the having one ship have Neo-luddites and a advanced colony was a cool idea.
Best Part: the guest star and Riker had more chemistry then normal. even if the best chemistry was with a holoprogram from season 1.
Not so Best Part: Riker killing clones. REDRUM!
Rating: 2 out of 10
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Manhunt"
Plot synopsis: Troi Mother is back. All hands abandon ship.
Opinion: This one is a little better then some of the other Troi mom episodes, and it is silly, as it is intended to be. However, nothing really happens, and its means that it stumbles from one set piece to the next, and so your glad when the episode ends.
Best Part: Riker and troi talking about older Betazeds sex drive.
Not so best part: the Dixon hill bits.
Rating: 3 out of 10
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The Emissary"
Plot Synopsis: Worf meets K'Ehleyr, Worf likes K'Ehleyr, Worf and K'Ehleyr scream, throw objects, and do the whole Klingon mating rituals (Which do not involve begging like a human), Worf and K'Ehleyr save day.
Opinion: This is a solid episode, and Suzi Plakson is back, as K'Ehleyr, a half human half klingon woman. This is a solid episode, though the Klingon Sleeper ship you just have to accept and stop worrying about how much logic that has to have.
Though as a funny note, when I was a kid and watching this episode, my grandfather was watching it with me, and I just offhand metion "yea, she gets killed later on in a much better episode" on speaking about K'Ehleyr. Grandfather response "Good, she a #$()#$" still find it funny as my grandfather NEVER cussed in front of us, even if he was a New Yorker who knew how to.
Best Parts: K'Ehleyr
Not so Best Parts: The whole Sleeper ship being 70+ years old is a stretch, I didn't buy into it, but it did leave a fun ending.
Rating: 6 out of 10
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Peak Performance"
Plot Synopsis: the Enterprise has war games, and then Ferengi show up.
Opinion: They are still trying to make the Ferengi as bad guys, and it just not working. Though I find Sirma Kolrami as a wonderful "Love to hate" character. This is a "popcorn" epsiode, do not think hard about it and enjoy the ride, as if you think too hard it will start to fall apart.
Best Part: Wesley is useful for the 2nd time in the series in a believable manner.
Not so best part: Ferengi showing up as villains who might threaten the Enterprise. They just do not work.
Rating: 5 out of 10
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Shades of Gray"
Plot Synopsis: Ugggg
Opinion: This is a clip show, and almost did not review it as it is a clip show. However instead of just calling a spade a spade. (For example, the crew flying to Archer IV and saying "Remember when..." they decided to put Riker into danger and try to make a episode out of it. I fell asleep at 1am watching it, woke up, and had to rewatch it after the chores, and had to go watch "The wounded" as brain bleach.
Best Part: Closing Credits
Not so best parts: As soon as you find out it is a clip show.
Rating: ZERO out of 10
Season Wrapup
Classics (9 or 10) - 3
"
The Measure of a Man" - 10
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Elementary, Dear Data" - 9.5
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Q Who" -9
Great episodes (7 or 8) - 3
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Contagion" - 8
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The Schizoid Man" -7
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The Dauphin" - 7
Good Episodes (5 or 6) - 5
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A Matter of Honor"- 6
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The Emissary" - 6
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Loud as a Whisper" -5
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The Royale" - 5
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Peak Performance" -5
Bad Episodes (3 or a 4) - 7
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The Child" -4
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Where Silence Has Lease" -4
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Unnatural Selection" -4
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Time Squared" -4
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Pen Pals" -3
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Samaritan Snare" -3
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Manhunt" -3
Dire Episodes (1 or 2) - 3
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The Outrageous Okona" -2
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The Icarus Factor" -2
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Up the Long Ladder" -2
Breaching the threshold of suck (Zero) -1
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Shades of Gray" - 0
Avg Score - 4.93 (Major improvement)
Episodes I will watch again if on TV
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The Measure of a Man"
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Elementary, Dear Data"
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Q Who"
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Contagion"
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The Schizoid Man"
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The Dauphin"
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A Matter of Honor"
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The Emissary"
Camp counselor award (for episodes that are now fun in a campy sort of way.) Two winners!
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The Dauphin"
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The Royale"