Detailed summary of the film. Spoilers. READ AT YOU OWN PERIL

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

http://www.mania.com/star-trek-syno...4359Post:0ad42bce-b065-4fe4-ad03-7e7624fda23a

Uh.... well uhh. I don't know if you really should click on that link or not,

It's up to you.

Remember it is just a movie

 

[Nardpuncher]

I'm tempted....but with two months left I know I'll be proud of myself for not clicking. Pictures though, can't resist clicking those!

 

[DaveyNY]

Didn't read it...
But saved a copy, for comparison later.

 

[Flake]

I read it, its not detailed and is mostly stuff from the trailers and a couple of new tidbits. Lots of bits hinted at in trailers are missing. I say its fake! But even if its not there isn't much given away.

 

[Akiraprise]

I skimmed it. Nothing really earth shattering. All stuff I pretty much figured on for myself. If it's legit.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

If what I read is true then I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

 

[Timofnine]

Not that any of you should take my word for it, but don't worry guys, it definitely is not legit.

 

[crucifixion]

Well that whole thing sounded like it came together by filling in the blanks from the trailers.

The only new piece was that Nero has a

Spoiler: Nero

younger version of himself

which helps him and if that is true, then thats just lame.

The whole thing seems to end half way through the movie though, as I would think there needs to be more of an ending than that.

 

[Jefferies]

Total bollocks. The guy can't even spell SPOCK!

 

[Johnnymuffintop]

Doubt it's legit, they misspelled "Narada".

 

[Tiberius Jim]

And Nero's ship is the Narada, not the Noruda.

Edit: great minds think alike...

 

[pookha]

I skimmed it. Nothing really earth shattering. All stuff I pretty much figured on for myself. If it's legit.

that is a good point.
first contact especially had a lot of false stuff out there before the movie.

but nah not clicking.
i want to be spoiled to a certain point but not know everything with this movie.

 

[Franklin]

.
The only new piece was that Nero has a

Spoiler: Nero

younger version of himself

which helps him and if that is true, then thats just lame.

Yes it's lame, but it would explain the passage of time between Nero attacking the Kelvin and his next romp, so it scares me a bit. Yet, I would think (hope) Orci and Kurtzman have better imaginations.

So, I ain't buying any of it. The description of the scene with Kirk's father and the Kelvin seems way off from what we know, too.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

There's really nothing here that we don't already know, although a couple of silly bits of interstitial guesswork are thrown in.

I'm a spelling Nazi but I wouldn't nitpick that in this case - it doesn't read like English is the writer's native language.

 

[Kpnuts]

I find it hard to believe that Nero is chasing Spock (who just happens to be in a timeship) following him randomly through a time vortex, and stumbles right in front of the Kelvin, deciding hey what the hell, let's attack them.

 

[T'Boggan]

And Nero's ship is the Narada, not the Noruda.

And what has Michael Walden got to do with it anyway?

If this really is the storyline, I'll be waiting for the Illegal Rip of the film! I'm cerainly not going to pay to see That!

 

[section9]

I find it hard to believe that Nero is chasing Spock (who just happens to be in a timeship) following him randomly through a time vortex, and stumbles right in front of the Kelvin, deciding hey what the hell, let's attack them.

Worst dogsh*t piece of speculative crap I've read in sometime.

Anyone seen Senator Vreenak?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I find it hard to believe that Nero is chasing Spock (who just happens to be in a timeship) following him randomly through a time vortex, and stumbles right in front of the Kelvin, deciding hey what the hell, let's attack them.

Worst dogsh*t piece of speculative crap I've read in sometime.

Anyone seen Senator Vreenak?

Well he left a reording here lets see what it says [pushes play]

Senator Vreenak: IT'S A FAAAAAAKE!

 

[scotthm]

If what I read is true then I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

That synopsis was very discouraging.

Not that any of you should take my word for it, but don't worry guys, it definitely is not legit.

I seriously hope you know what you're talking about.

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[ancient]

Well, from what I heard the film ends like this:

...And then Scotty beams the tribbles to the Narada engine room where they would be no tribble at all. (group laugh)

Whoops, maybe I should've put that in spoiler code. Sorry!