Describe A Series In A Single Sentence

[HIjol]

TOS...Testosterone and Quadrotriticale
TAS... Water Color and Animated Moving Lips
TNG... Unrequited Love and Flutes
VOY... Unrequited Love and Tatas
DS9... Third World ST and Crossover
ENT... _______________________

 

[martok2112]

Star Trek--- The first three years of the five year mission.
TAS-- The other two years.
TNG-- 74 years later, starships are now luxury liners.
DS9-- That's no starship! That's a space station!
VOY-- I've got a bad feeling about this.
ENT-- Flip an Akira, and you too can go back in the time before Kirk!

 

[Amaris]

I love you guys.

TOS: I'm bold.
TNG: I'm bald.
DS9: I'm black.
VOY: I wear a bun.
ENT: I get beaten up.

 

[Pondwater]

TOS: This.....is....the....Star....ship.....Enter...prise.

TNG: Of course it's Star Trek but better.

DS9: Best series ever!!

VOY: We are TNG lite.

ENT: Worst series ever!

 

[rhubarbodendron]

TOS: I'm bold.
TNG: I'm bald.
DS9: I'm black.
VOY: I wear a bun.
ENT: I get beaten up.

That's ingenious!

TOS: Kirk gets all the girls
TNG: Riker gets all the girls
DS9: the girls get Worf
VOY: everyone is in love and nobody gets each other
ENT: TrekBBS drools over the girls

 

[HIjol]

TOS. Rubber Aliens and Curvy Women
TAS. Talking Lips and Washed-out Color
TNG. Pontificating and Teasers
DS9. Wormholes and Promenades
ENT. Shitty Theme Music and Not Much Else

 

[BuckBokai]

TOS: Time to beat up this robot
TNG: None of us gets paid, but Riker gets laid
DS9: Sisko punched Q before he was even bald
VOY: Watch our Captain die 12 times.
ENT: Don't tell anyone this is actually still Star Trek...until season 4

 

[DS9forever]

TOS: Better than I used to think it was
TNG: Space Connecticut
DS9: Ahead of its time
VOY: Too focused on concepts
ENT: Too little, too late

 

[Mojochi]

Serious

TOS - The hope that the ingenuity of man, allowing for the exploring of the vast universe, will offer a better understanding of ourselves
TNG - The exploration of the universe is but the first step to evolving to higher levels of consciousness
DS9 - Someday we may have that wonderful future, but it'll be a bumpy road, and will cost us dearly
VOY- Some days all you can do is just hold it together the best you can
ENT - This happened too

Mock

TOS - As weird as it looks, the universe is fairly easy too master, because it's mostly like life here
TNG - We can't allow ourselves the hubris of believing we've mastered the universe, even though we have.
DS9 - Star Trek minus the Star Trek
VOY - Star Trek minus the "Boldly Going"
ENT - Star Trek minus........... e v e r y t h I n g