Delete me!

[John Picard]

You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.

 

[Aragorn]

When Hillary was crying, and people said that was put on, I really don't believe it was put on. I really believe that she just always thought: 'This is mine! I'm Bill's wife, I'm white and this is mine! I just gotta get up and step into the plate.' And then out of nowhere came, 'Hey, I'm Barack Obama' and she said: 'Oh, damn. Where did you come from? I'm white! I'm entitled! There's a black man stealing my show!'

 

[John Picard]

Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!

 

[Jack Bauer]

You want my information? Name: Shannon Rutherford. Age: 20. Address: Craphole Island.

 

[Jenee]

Ask not what your Island can do for you, but what you can do for your Island.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

 

[Trippy]

Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!

Ha ha! I just watched that the other night...loved that scene and the running from the same car on his mother's bike

Never understood the Shia hate

 

[Jenee]

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

 

[John Picard]

Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?

 

[Jenee]

Say 'what' again.

 

[Rowan Sjet]

What?

 

[John Picard]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

 

[D Man]

Why do you find it so difficult to post?

WHY DO YOU FIND IT SO EASY?

(I set you up perfectly, and had to do it myself? Come on, Losties! )

 

[judge alba]

rabbits

 

[Aragorn]

"Frank, we need to find out if John Locke moved the island..." (puts on sunglasses) "...or if the island moved them."

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gertch]

Did it have a number on it?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Love hurts!

 

[Rowan Sjet]

Love scars!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Love stinks!

 

[judge alba]

love bug