Del Taco 'Pet Shuttle' Caption Competition!

[Timofnine]

Quite simple really! Whoever gives this picture the best/funniest caption wins a Del Taco promotional code for an in game pet shuttle!

Thought I'd use a grab from the beta Borg invasion of Sol, sorry I couldn't come up with anything better!

Winner announced tomorrow 6pm GMT!

 

[Rincewiend]

Yes, your Borg has been repaired.
Please pay 50,000 credits

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

A Trill, a Bajoran and a Borg walk into a Bar...

 

[Timofnine]

Hahaha only a few hours till the deadline and only two entries... I might have to end up flipping a coin!

 

[darthraidr]

"If we don't make eye contact maybe the borg will go away"

 

[Alpha_Geek]

You're gonna ass-imilate me... with that????

 

[Alpha_Geek]

They never told me about this interesting bit of Bajoran physiology back at the Academy!

 

[Alpha_Geek]

A Trill, a Bajoran and a Borg walk into a Bar...

Borgtender! Give me some of that Old Janx Spirit!

 

[Timofnine]

Cardinal Biggleshelped select the winner!

A Trill, a Bajoran and a Borg walk into a Bar...

I may have more codes soon so I'll PM them out to people who have posted in the thread so far at random if I do.

 

[Zadama]

Saw that the contest has ended, but meh, I'll give it a go anyhow:

Borg: You will be assimilated. Resistance is - (looks at the Bajoran and the Human) Oh. Right - sorry for bursting in. I'll come back when - no, I'll... I'll just go.

 

[Rincewiend]

Yes ma'am, the modifications to your Borg are finished, he is fully functional and comes with an assortment of attachements.

 

[SFRabid]

It may be too late for the contest, but I'm putting one up anyway. ...

Bajoran whispering to clerk: "I'm going on a deep space mission and need extra batteries for my Borg.

Clerk: We have special augments available for him that will make the trip more ... ummm ... enjoyable. I can to a rush order on it.

Guy thinking: ("No wonder I cannot get a date.)