Darth Vader Holds up a Bank.

[Kirkman1987]

Not as funny as the bat'leth guy a year or two back, but......

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/23/new.york.darth.vader.robbery/index.html?hpt=T2

In my mind I would like to think this is David Prowse reacting to Lucas cutting his convention appearences. Man's gotta make money somehow.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Or maybe Sebastian Shaw? He was only in ROTJ for about 2 minutes.

 

[Greg Cox]

But why does Vader need a gun? Can't he just choke the teller with his mind?

"I find your lack of free checking disturbing . . . ."

 

[nx1701g]

"Overdraft fees are the path to the dark side!"

 

[JacksonArcher]

It would've been funnier if he held up the bank threatening the teller with a lightsaber...

 

[ALF]

Oh I can't believe this is the first time in history this has happened!

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Withdrawl accepted, Captain Needa!"

"The security guard is as clumsy as he is stupid."

"If this is a savings and loan, where's the loan officer?"

"Supervisor? If you won't open the vault then perhaps SHE WILL!"

 

[broberfett]

A long time ago, in a city not so far from my house, Darth Vader robbed a gas station. Sadly there was no film. I believe it was in Anderson Township near Cincinnati. That had to be at least ten years ago.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

How'd you like to be that chump on the floor behind him?

"Yeah, I was there...I was totally scared."

 

[JacksonArcher]

"Withdrawl accepted, Captain Needa!"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

How'd you like to be that chump on the floor behind him?

"Yeah, I was there...I was totally scared."

He's not scared, he's being choked.

 

[Dream]

Vader wearing brown pants in that picture makes me chuckle.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Hey, cut the man some slack. He's gotta get back to his evil roots after being sissyified by the prequels.

 

[Samurai8472]

Or maybe Sebastian Shaw? He was only in ROTJ for about 2 minutes.

We've got a bigger problem if it's Sebastian Shaw, we've got dead people rising from the grave.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0789970/

 

[nx1701g]

"Come to the dark side, Luke, we STILL HAVE free checking."

 

[Gaith]

Best write-up award goes to the AV Club:

Darth Vader robs a Long Island bank that was unwise to lower its defenses