Dante's Inferno... REVISITED

[auntiehill]

Level 6, just like before-- Dissed again.

You and me both, buddy. Make room.

 

[M'Sharak]

Still on Level 6, as firmly as if I were nailed there:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Level .....................Who are sent there? ..............Score
Purgatory ............. Repenting Believers ..............Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo ....Virtuous Non-Believers ...............Low
Level 2 ........................ Lustful .......................Very High
Level 3 ..................... Gluttonous ........................High
Level 4 ............. Prodigal and Avaricious ...............Low
Level 5 ...............Wrathful and Gloomy ..................High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics ......................Very High
Level 7 .........................Violent ......................Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus ..... Treacherous ..................Moderate

 

[Miss Chicken]

The City of Dis for me.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

If only I was only slightly more virtuous in my youth I might have made it into Limbo.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Damn, I ain't even close to Limbo. Guess I am all alone in the seventh level. Good thing too since I seem to be so violent.




The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

[RJDiogenes]

We got a pretty good crowd in the City of Dis.

We should come up with an official motto for our bumper stickers, something like "I Love Dis Place."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

We should come up with an official motto for our bumper stickers, something like "I Love Dis Place."

"Welcome to DISney Land."

 

[iguana_tonante]

City of Dis then, City of Dis now. At least, my heresy is consistent. Yay!

 

[Count Zero]

City of Dis rocks! We must occasionally wave to Dark Journey so he doesn't feel so lonely in the seventh circle.

 

[Thor Damar]

I have been plunged into the seventh level...

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Well, it's nothing more than this lapsed Catholic expects from the afterlife

 

[K'Ehleyr]

We should come up with an official motto for our bumper stickers, something like "I Love Dis Place."

"Welcome to DISney Land."

"Dis Happens" ?
"Disers do it in Hell" ?

I'm a bit slow today...

 

[Lonemagpie]

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

 

[Daneel]

Level 6, the City of Dis... seems like there's a lot of us in there. Go heretics!

I also scored "high" for levels 1 and 2 -- sounds about right.

 

[Lindley]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory Repenting | Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers | High
Level 2 Lustful | Low
Level 3 Gluttonous | High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics | Very Low
Level 7 Violent | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | Low

However, some of the questions didn't have clear-cut yes or no answers in my case, and I tended to respond on the safe side.

 

[RevdKathy]

I escaped into purgatory. Since I've done a fair few things in my life which sould count to reduce my time there, I expect to be waving to you all from paradise.

Damn - how did I get to be so nice?

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

 

[judge alba]

got level 8 dont think it's a good one somehow
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

 

[Zulu Romeo]

got level 8 dont think it's a good one somehow
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

It would be ironic if you ended up with level 8 by lying on most of the questions.

 

[Allyn Gibson]

I am in the City of Dis. I'm content with that. There's bound to be great company there.

 

[apenpaap]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

LevelWho are sent there?Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

 

[K'Ehleyr]

got level 8 dont think it's a good one somehow
Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

It would be ironic if you ended up with level 8 by lying on most of the questions.

I am in the City of Dis. I'm content with that. There's bound to be great company there.

Welcome to the City of Dis.


A small outline of events has been prepared for you...

Morning:
Breakfast is whenever and whatever you want,

10am - Pilates, free shoes to throw at those participating can be found on the wall.
11am - How to make friends and influence people ~ Studies of Hitler, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, should you meet them.

Lunch at some point* 7 drink minimum ~ no food required.

Afternoon:
2pm - Lessons on treachery and being really mean.
3pm -A lecture on 'Giving the Evil Eye' will be given by J. Stalin in the library'
followed by Hot mud bath, tip ~ do not look the masseusse in the eye, bad things will happen ~ oh they already have... that's why you're here

Dinner at 8pm, then dancing, sinning, more drinking, general debauchary.

Sex is obviously available whenever you wish, please ask the concierge beforehand thought ~ it's only polite.

Carriages, or riverboat (DO NOT PAY THE FERRYMAN!) at midnight.
Please enjoy your stay, we hope you have a Hell of a Time



Ok ~ fellow Disers I could have worked on this longer but son is back and wants his machine so please add to...

 

[thestrangequark]

One of my favorite sculptures can keep us company in the inferno:

I've spent hours in the Met just staring at this one sculpture. Maybe there is something to that high violence score?