Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Transwarp Drive, Nov 16, 2012.
Such turgid prose in this thread!
:: fans self ::
I came in here expecting to find a climactic conversation about horn blowing...
Instead, what I come upon, appears to be a bunch of skin flutes all outta tune, attempting to out-perform each other while creating a cacophony of Jizz.
I feel sooo dirty.
But you sir and or madam, win.
Yeah but it's funnier to ignore that part. Dya really think Pine was unaware of how that sounded?
Same here, but it's just one movie and there are plenty of guys who are much prettier in it. You can always cross your eyes or squint when Cumberbund gets a closeup to lessen the trauma.
Australian fans have had a running gag about "Joachim's control of his instrument" ever since Judson Scott used the exact same expression during his session at Con Amore, Brisbane, 1985.
We thought it might be a Julliard thing.
Exactly! But unfortunately that photo does run the risk of encouraging a new round of comments disparaging his appearance, from certain quarters ... again.
He looks like a Tellarite with hayfever in that pic!!
I bet there's fanfiction about that on Tumblr. There is about everyone else. *shrugs*
Of course. Speculating on which character he's playing is fine.
This thread kept reminding me of this song so here it is, maybe now it will get out of my head!
I can see the transmission from a Starfleet Admiral now to Kirk:
"Captain, your thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the enemy. You have to get on him, and you can't lick it by being soft!"
I feel like I need a cold shower after emiss....er.....Transmisson
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