cow sperm closes I-65 on-ramp

[Lyon_Wonder]

I wonder who's bright idea was to ship canisters of semen on a greyhound bus?

http://www.wkrn.com/story/15313584/ramp-to-i-65s-closed

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Canisters of bull semen caused quite a scare on the on-ramp to Interstate 65 South Tuesday morning.
The canisters fell off a Greyhound bus just after 5 a.m. as the bus traveled around the curve of the ramp just south of downtown Nashville.
Fire and emergency crews were called to the scene amid reports of a foul odor.
When they discovered four unmarked canisters with steam and an unpleasant odor coming from them, they shut down the on-ramp and called HAZMAT crews.

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[ShamelessMcBundy]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Trekker4747]

Looks like the clean-up was pretty quick, they must of had a lot of spunk.

The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.

Hee hee.

 

[JiNX-01]

Um, cows don't produce sperm.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Sounds like they prematurely shot their wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now they have a bit of a mess on their hands.

 

[RJDiogenes]

That explains the earthquake. The earth moved.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Low and behold.

 

[Holdfast]

The driver can't have semen where he was going.

 

[ITL]

The driver can't have semen where he was going.

[School Report Card]

"If Mr.Holdfast spent half as much time honing his wit as he has polishing his shoes, he'd be giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money. Alas, the shoes win out. And once again, abysmal penmanship rears it's ugly head. A career in medicine awaits, if this continues.

C minus. Must do better."

[/School Report Card]

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I've seen my share of turn-offs in my time... now there's semen all over this one.

 

[Holdfast]

The driver can't have semen where he was going.

[School Report Card]

"If Mr.Holdfast spent half as much time honing his wit as he has polishing his shoes, he'd be giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money. Alas, the shoes win out. And once again, abysmal penmanship rears it's ugly head. A career in medicine awaits, if this continues.

C minus. Must do better."

[/School Report Card]

I guess that like the oncoming traffic at the accident, I should have seen that coming.

 

[ITL]

I guess that like the oncoming traffic at the accident, I should have seen that coming.

That's more like it!

 

[Holdfast]

I'm always better the second time.

 

[RoJoHen]

Um, cows don't produce sperm.

They're just not trying hard enough.

 

[SmoothieX]

Doesn't say if the bus was cumming or going.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Fun thread.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That explains the earthquake. The earth moved.

She was faking it.

 

[Trekker4747]

Didn't know onramps were into bukkake.

 

[Holdfast]

Didn't know onramps were into bukkake.

Over here, we call on-ramps "slip roads"; doesn't that sound much more naughty?

"ooh, she was a nasty little slip road. Let all sorts just drive over her, any time, night or day... but I'd still give her one hell of a resurfacing."

 

[Locutus of Bored]

World's laziest bull semen on the freeway joke:

Something something something "spilled its load," something something something "all over its asphalt," something something something "that's exit only."