Could you train a monkey to cook for you?

[Avro Arrow]

Some dogs are very happy to guide their blind human, others would feel stressed out by such a task.

From what I've seen, the schools seem to be very responsive to this type of issue. If a guide dog user reports that the dog is showing signs of stress while doing their job, the school will normally send someone to evaluate in the user's home location, and if there is an issue, they will either career-change the dog if possible, or retire them, and they will become a pet for a loving home. If it's a good school, they will be concerned about their dogs' welfare, as well as the safety of the users, and will take whatever action is required to maximize both.

 

[psCargile]

What reward do you give a chimpanzee for becoming an Iron Chef?

 

[Velocity]

Most of the people enjoying talking about monkeys in the past on this board .... are Jayson. His simian obsession has always been amusing.
No way is any monkey or ape touching anything I would eat until they first learn to put on rubber gloves. And then not even then. Even thinking about it is creepy.

 

[Jayson1]

Most of the people enjoying talking about monkeys in the past on this board .... are Jayson. His simian obsession has always been amusing.
No way is any monkey or ape touching anything I would eat until they first learn to put on rubber gloves. And then not even then. Even thinking about it is creepy.

Would it be any less creepy though than letting strangers in some back kitchen area prepare food and you don't know if they wash their hands or spit in the food and do everything you see in any tv show or movie that shows fast food workers or kitchen workers at work. Not to mention doesn't the Health Department allow a certain amount of rat fecus and stuff in food? Chances are we eat stuff on a daily bases more gross and disgusting than anything you can get from a monkey. Monkey might throw poop at you but he or she won't put it in your food because a monkey has,integrity.


Jason

 

[Velocity]

No, it's WAY creepier. But Jayson, you are still a trip!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If a monkey attempted to cook, it would probably turn out like this:

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