CoolEddie74 countdown to 100,000

[ShamelessMcBundy]

All that's missing is a martini.

 

[KimMH]

*COOLEDDIE* has paused at T-25 - perhaps to savor the feeling or perhaps to indulge in having a life. Seems impossible he won't hit it today!

Go Eddie Go!

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

He'll probably reach it by the time I wake up. I do remember the battle for 10th place. Seems so long ago, as now he has over double the posts I do, but over the last few years i've slowed down.

 

[cooleddie74]

I've already commissioned a great work of art in celebration of this momentous event.

UH-oh.

 

[cooleddie74]

*COOLEDDIE* has paused at T-25 - perhaps to savor the feeling or perhaps to indulge in having a life. Seems impossible he won't hit it today!

Go Eddie Go!

Actually, I had to log out for the rest of the evening and go get dinner and hang out with my friend. Right now I'm at 99,986 or thereabout so I will cross the momentous six digits sometime in the next hour or two provided my server cooperates and I don't drop dead of an aneurysm or something.

 

[KimMH]

I expect all the computers logged in the BBS to simulataneously explode when you hit 100,000 or some such thing. I'm also quite looking forward to seeing Squiggy's work of art for you!

 

[Deckerd]

Will you still condescend to be seen around us newbies, Oh Great One?

 

[cooleddie74]

Depends.

Did you fetch my BK Value Meals for me like I asked?

 

[Deckerd]

Yes. And I photographed my boobs in that stupid peekaboo bra you sent me too.

 

[cooleddie74]

Good. You're learning.

All part of my diabolical master plan to...do...

I dunno. Something.

I gotta admit, I'm winging this shit as I go along.

 

[ndcarlin]

It just happened over in the TNZ

 

[cooleddie74]

DONE.

I crossed the magic threshold a few minutes ago. It's done. And the icecaps will all melt and the seas will start to rise within moments. The New Sith Order has begun while you sit and browse for LOLcats and porn.

 

[ndcarlin]

I already fapped to porn today. What else can I do with the spare time?

 

[cooleddie74]

Get crackin' on those striptease vids I asked you to make for me. If you want me to say "yes" to your proposal, do your part.

Hey, where's Shameless? My buddy was supposed to be here cheering and being a general yobbo when I crossed the 100,000-mark. Did he have to log out or something? I'm disappointed! SHOCKED, I tell you!

Well, not really.

This model airplane glue is the BOMB.

 

[ndcarlin]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Get crackin' on those striptease vids I asked you to make for me. If you want me to say "yes" to your proposal, do your part.

Hey, where's Shameless? My buddy was supposed to be here cheering and being a general yobbo when I crossed the 100,000-mark. Did he have to log out or something? I'm disappointed! SHOCKED, I tell you!

Well, not really.

This model airplane glue is the BOMB.

I was picking up my laptop from the store! But if you want me to cheer, i'll have to change into the cheerleading outfit you picked out for me ...

 

[cooleddie74]

Get crackin' on those striptease vids I asked you to make for me. If you want me to say "yes" to your proposal, do your part.

Hey, where's Shameless? My buddy was supposed to be here cheering and being a general yobbo when I crossed the 100,000-mark. Did he have to log out or something? I'm disappointed! SHOCKED, I tell you!

Well, not really.

This model airplane glue is the BOMB.

I was picking up my laptop from the store! But if you want me to cheer, i'll have to change into the cheerleading outfit you picked out for me ...

Now THAT'S some good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.

A Jim Croce-lookalike in a high school cheerleader skirt.





Apparently, the term "You Don't Mess Around With Jim" must be a euphemism for sexual identity confusion within teenage cliques.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

 

[cooleddie74]

I root for Sylar, then.

 

[ndcarlin]

I rooted for cancellation after season 1