You may get a kick out of reading so much unintentional silliness. I did:
http://www.conservapedia.com/2012_Summer_Olympics
http://www.conservapedia.com/2012_Summer_Olympics
Conservapedia on the 2012 Olympic Games
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How sad must someone's life be if you're thinking in those categories all the fucking time?
I love how they state their own illusions as facts (Underachievement by nations allowing same sex marriage will be particularly evident.), or use the "Fox News question mark" (Will atheist nations underachieve in team sports?).Idiots.
^^
Almost makes me root for China just to spite them.
Almost makes me root for China just to spite them.
I think you can support Austria, I'm pretty sure they would equally despise your Euro-socialist country and its gay-liberal people.
I think you can support Austria, I'm pretty sure they would equally despise your Euro-socialist country and its gay-liberal people.
But that would only strengthen their opinion, since Austrian athletes are shit.
Upcoming Conservapedia Olympics entries:
- Will the increasingly shrinking speedos in men's synchronized diving make us feel uncomfortable in the bad place?
- Is rebranding ping pong as table tennis an example of political correctness in the lamestream media gone awry?
- Should I support the kayak events because its a conservative-friendly PALINdrome, or oppose it because it's a godless sodomite word that goes both ways?
- Am I supporting bestiality if I enjoy watching the men scissor the pommel horse?
- Do I have to say "Fab Five"? Because that sounds kind of gay. Can I say "First-Rate Five" instead?
- Is the increasing amount of US gold medal victories indicative of the almighty God's support for the gold standard and objectivism?
- Is it okay to be disappointed that the gay-friendly nations have snazzier uniforms than we do?
- I was hanging out in a men's bathroom at the games for six hours with my foot underneath the partition of the stall because I have a wide stance, and I might have overheard an athlete discuss using performance enhancing drugs. Once I've cleared my throat, who should I tell about this?
- Was it frightening to everyone else the way Paul McCartney lead the brainwashed audience at the opening ceremonies in a raspy rendition of "Hey, Jews," exposing the Olympics anti-Israeli agenda?
- Why does the politically correct IOC deny us our worldwide Second Amendment right to hunt the most dangerous game, instead forcing us to shoot skeet and paper targets?
- Will increasingly atheistic nations underachieve in The Rapture?
- Did anyone else think that James Bond and the Queen were actually parachuting into a supervillain's fiery volcano lair to stop the socialist NHS, Iranians, and Voldemort's heathen witchcraft?
- Will the increasingly shrinking speedos in men's synchronized diving make us feel uncomfortable in the bad place?
- Is rebranding ping pong as table tennis an example of political correctness in the lamestream media gone awry?
- Should I support the kayak events because its a conservative-friendly PALINdrome, or oppose it because it's a godless sodomite word that goes both ways?
- Am I supporting bestiality if I enjoy watching the men scissor the pommel horse?
- Do I have to say "Fab Five"? Because that sounds kind of gay. Can I say "First-Rate Five" instead?
- Is the increasing amount of US gold medal victories indicative of the almighty God's support for the gold standard and objectivism?
- Is it okay to be disappointed that the gay-friendly nations have snazzier uniforms than we do?
- I was hanging out in a men's bathroom at the games for six hours with my foot underneath the partition of the stall because I have a wide stance, and I might have overheard an athlete discuss using performance enhancing drugs. Once I've cleared my throat, who should I tell about this?
- Was it frightening to everyone else the way Paul McCartney lead the brainwashed audience at the opening ceremonies in a raspy rendition of "Hey, Jews," exposing the Olympics anti-Israeli agenda?
- Why does the politically correct IOC deny us our worldwide Second Amendment right to hunt the most dangerous game, instead forcing us to shoot skeet and paper targets?
- Will increasingly atheistic nations underachieve in The Rapture?
- Did anyone else think that James Bond and the Queen were actually parachuting into a supervillain's fiery volcano lair to stop the socialist NHS, Iranians, and Voldemort's heathen witchcraft?
I just can't imagine living a life where literally every aspect of it, down to the most minute thing imaginable, has to be filtered through the lens of whether this conforms to my political and religious beliefs or not.
It's one thing with say, the Chick-fil-A situation, because Chick-fil-A were the ones actually inserting themselves into the political arena first, rather than the other way around. But the Olympics generally try and remain as apolitical as possible as an organization (the host country's opening and closing ceremonies obviously being an exception where they can express their values) and be inclusive and neutral, even when the different nationalities sometimes can not do the same (such as the Cold War boycotts).
The reason why they're cracking down on athletes making negative comments in social media (to borrow one complaint from Conservapedia) is not because they're taking a stand against any particular right or left wing issue or trying to be politically correct, it's because they're trying to be politically neutral, and the athletes as representatives of their countries are supposed to respect that.
It's one thing with say, the Chick-fil-A situation, because Chick-fil-A were the ones actually inserting themselves into the political arena first, rather than the other way around. But the Olympics generally try and remain as apolitical as possible as an organization (the host country's opening and closing ceremonies obviously being an exception where they can express their values) and be inclusive and neutral, even when the different nationalities sometimes can not do the same (such as the Cold War boycotts).
The reason why they're cracking down on athletes making negative comments in social media (to borrow one complaint from Conservapedia) is not because they're taking a stand against any particular right or left wing issue or trying to be politically correct, it's because they're trying to be politically neutral, and the athletes as representatives of their countries are supposed to respect that.
What a joke of a site. I thought, "Is this a parody of some sort?"
It reminded me of an article on a website condemning "Skyrimming" as a sinful video game for boys, but that was just done in jest.
I thought, "Is this a parody of some sort?"It reminded me of an article on a website condemning "Skyrimming" as a sinful video game for boys, but that was just done in jest.
I'm really sad that such a site exists in earnest because it means there are people who really believe the content.
It's especially sad considering how much they tout christian religion and faith and fail to understand that Jesus' most important message was about love and not hate
It's especially sad considering how much they tout christian religion and faith and fail to understand that Jesus' most important message was about love and not hate
Wow. This thing is amazing....
1) Public schools in America are failing because they are not spending money training Olympic athletes. Riiiiiight.
2) Both atheist and religious nations will underperform.
3) Overrated Sports Stars! from the lamestream media
4) Somehow a pregnant woman in the shooting contest will be ignored because supporting her means supporting pro-life issues?
5) As Australia becomes an evil atheist nation, fewer Australians self-identify as Christian. Stunning logic there
That site is special
1) Public schools in America are failing because they are not spending money training Olympic athletes. Riiiiiight.
2) Both atheist and religious nations will underperform.
3) Overrated Sports Stars! from the lamestream media
4) Somehow a pregnant woman in the shooting contest will be ignored because supporting her means supporting pro-life issues?
5) As Australia becomes an evil atheist nation, fewer Australians self-identify as Christian. Stunning logic there
That site is special
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