To: Rulz, Moral Officer
From: Hawthorne, Lt., Stellar Cartography
Please let us know what to do with the holoprogram!
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To: Janeway, Captain USS Voyager
From: Hawthorne, Lt., Stellar Cartography
Captain,
As has been made clear by your recent ship wide memo, I understand the position as your personal moral officer is open.
I would like to offer my personal services to you.
Aside from what you have already seen of my cooking abilities and our easy discourse, I am also very eager to please. Anything you may need taken care of, I am willing and able to do. per our run through the more physical activities in beta testing of my holoprogram, I know you aware that I am very able-bodied.
You appeared to have truly enjoyed the message program I gave you earlier this week, and I assure I have other holoprograms that are just as, if not more so, delightful and exciting.
I am an avid book reader, and I would be happy to add to your collection and be available for discussion at any time, night or day.
If you need a partner for anything, be that Velocity to bouncing something off of someone, I can be there for you.
I am discreet. I am professional. I assure you that I would never disappoint.
Respectfully,
Lt. Hawthorne
From: Hawthorne, Lt., Stellar Cartography
Oh my, Rulz. I do hope you can get in the Captain's good graces again.It was because she failed spectacularly in her recent job as my personal moral officer.
Please let us know what to do with the holoprogram!
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To: Janeway, Captain USS Voyager
From: Hawthorne, Lt., Stellar Cartography
Captain,
As has been made clear by your recent ship wide memo, I understand the position as your personal moral officer is open.
I would like to offer my personal services to you.
Aside from what you have already seen of my cooking abilities and our easy discourse, I am also very eager to please. Anything you may need taken care of, I am willing and able to do. per our run through the more physical activities in beta testing of my holoprogram, I know you aware that I am very able-bodied.
You appeared to have truly enjoyed the message program I gave you earlier this week, and I assure I have other holoprograms that are just as, if not more so, delightful and exciting.
I am an avid book reader, and I would be happy to add to your collection and be available for discussion at any time, night or day.
If you need a partner for anything, be that Velocity to bouncing something off of someone, I can be there for you.
I am discreet. I am professional. I assure you that I would never disappoint.
Respectfully,
Lt. Hawthorne