Confirmed - New Article Posted on Trekmovie.com

[Tamek]

Hey guys...

I just wanted to let you know that all those rumors we've been hearing about a new article being posted on trekmovie.com...welllllllll...

Either your wildest dreams or your worst nightmares have absolutely come true!

I have confirmed, for a fact, that as of this morning, there is a new article posted on trekmovie.com.

I know we've all been waiting for this for a long time.

I know there are such strong feelings about what the new trekmovie.com article should be *about* on both the pro-STXI and anti-STXI crowds that I'm not really feeling comfortable telling you all what the new article on trekmovie.com is about...

I just wanted to notify everyone that threre's a new article on trekmovie.com.

Please remember, let's all follow the board rules when we discuss this topic!

 

[Superman]

When will you show us your breasts, Tammie?

That's the only thing I want confirmed.

\S/

 

[Michael Chris]

Wow! Thanks PTM!

 

[Tamek]

Superman said:
When will you show us your breasts, Tammie?

That's the only thing I want confirmed.

\S/

i have nice manly pecs, senor.

And they are not brought up in yonder trekmovie.com article!

 

[Superman]

So "Tammie" and "Tamifah" are male names?

Huh.

I hereby rescind my previous request.

\S/

 

[PowderedToastMan]

um...wtf?

 

[Michael Chris]

Hehe... Huzzah! Seriously, Trekmovie rocks!

 

[Dale]

If this new article does not use the word "canon" and advocate the return of William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk then I for one will boycott it! Who's with me?

 

[Cranston]

merry CHRISTmas said:
If this new article does not use the word "canon" and advocate the return of William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk then I for one will boycott it! Who's with me?

I hereby swear to boycott all boycotts, unless said boycotts are against the boycotters, in which I will join said boycotts.

Further, I swear to meet any and all calls to include Shatner in the film with a steely blank stare.

Really. I mean it this time.

 

[Tamek]

merry CHRISTmas said:
If this new article does not use the word "canon" and advocate the return of William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk then I for one will boycott it! Who's with me?

Yarr, matey!

Savvy?

(this is where we talk like pirates, right?)

 

[Tamek]

PowderedToastMan said:
um...wtf?

Here's the part where the official source comes out and confirms or denies that there is a new article on trekmovie.com!

(this thread is satire on all the threads that are opened on trekbbs the instant something gets posted on your website, which is nice and i check every day, i might add)

 

[Dale]

Aye! Three cheers for that scallywag PowderedToastMan and his mighty website! Yarrrrr! Without the likes of 'im we'd all be adrift on the sea of confusion!

Seriously, PTM, thanks!

 

[Gepard]

Cranston said:

merry CHRISTmas said:
If this new article does not use the word "canon" and advocate the return of William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk then I for one will boycott it! Who's with me?

I hereby swear to boycott all boycotts, unless said boycotts are against the boycotters, in which I will join said boycotts.

Further, I swear to meet any and all calls to include Shatner in the film with a steely blank stare.

I have no idea what all that just meant, but I'm boycotting it anyway.

 

[Cranston]

I have no idea what all that just meant, but I'm boycotting it anyway.

Ah, but does that mean you're with me, or agin' me?

 

[Gepard]

Cranston said:

Ah, but does that mean you're with me, or agin' me?

I have no idea. But I am a dedicated Trekkie, so...I'll be against you, just to be safe. *puts Cranston on "ignore" list*

 

[chardman]

Dammit, one of the bright spots in my otherwise bleak fannish existence is the surprise of going to Trekmovie.com and discovering new articles. And you've just ruined that surprise by blurting it out, without regard for my feelings. From now on, please use spoiler code when making such announcements.

 

[Flavius]

Elf Malakai said:

I have no idea. But I am a dedicated Trekkie

Is that something - like - a designated driver?

I'm just saying.

 

[Dale]

Flavius Scrooge said:

Elf Malakai said:

I have no idea. But I am a dedicated Trekkie

Is that something - like - a designated driver?

I'm just saying.

Only insofar as one has to remain sober and serious while everyone else is just having a good time. :thumbsup:

 

[Tamek]

Santa Chard said:
Dammit, one of the bright spots in my otherwise bleak fannish existence is the surprise of going to Trekmovie.com and discovering new articles. And you've just ruined that surprise by blurting it out, without regard for my feelings. From now on, please use spoiler code when making such announcements.

Crap. Sorry. Please feel free to use the "notify mod" button thingie on every single post I make from now on and request that I be given a warning

My bad mate

 

[Jon1701]

What?

Are you telling me there's a new movie coming out?

When?