Comic Caption Contest Returns!! "Me, Myself and Alternate I"

[F. King Daniel]

Due to overwhelming popular demand(), I'm running another Star Trek comic caption contest.

A pair of William T. Rikers discuss strategy:

RJ Blaise and Uhura relax on the beach:

Spock and Mirror Spock's presentation:

The TMP crew arrive on Ancient Egypt Planet

 

[Christopher]

PIRATE RIKER: So he tried to steal your girl, and then he joined the Maquis? Gee, no wonder you're upset having me here.
...But hey, was he rocking an eyepatch like this? Huh? Huh?

UHURA: RJ, why are you posing so uncomfortably?
BLAISE: Because my suit is half-topless and that guy over there keeps drawing us!
UHURA: That's what you get for replicating fashions from a 200-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!

SPOCK: Yes, I am aware that I look like Zachary Quinto.
MIRROR SPOCK: Rest assured, this diagram contains a complete explanation of the highly complicated temporal physics underlying that fact.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Gee, and I thought that Bennett guy's DTI novel was confusing enough!

CAPTION: Suddenly, the redshirts behind Kirk are vaporized in a burst of Kirby Krackle!
KIRK: Look out! It's Darkseid!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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"Our" Spock: "As you can see, the nanotechnological civilization has expanded rapidly".

Mirror Spock: "This diagram details the new development in their capital city since the last time we met to discuss this".

Kirk (Offscreen): "And still no clue as to how they ended up in your goatee in the first place?"

"Look! A funeral procession. Maybe our missing crew are among them".

"They've all shaved their eyebrows off. Things aren't looking good for Lieutenant M'Ress, captain".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Pirate Riker: The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

 

[Christopher]

In honor of the thread title (and having more time to think about them), here's an alternate batch:

UHURA: Go on, lie down already.
BLAISE: No, I'd rather not get grass in my cleavage.
UHURA: Well, you're the one who forgot to bring beach towels!

SPOCK: Ahh, yes, this is clearly an original Tom Sutton abstract. I recognize his brushstrokes.
MIRROR SPOCK: Illogical. You are a science officer, yet you are also an expert in art, music, the history of the American West, and the Fabrini language? Where did you get the time or inclination to study these things?
FRED FREIBERGER (offscreen): Shut up and read the script, beardy!

CAPTION: The landing party hunches over uncomfortably, unable to stand up straight due to the oppressive, self-referential text caption looming overhead!
McCOY: Jim, we have to get out of here! I'm a surgeon, not a chiropractor!
KIRK: This way! I see a taller panel on the next page!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Pirate Riker: The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

it's the clone saga, all over again. But in Star Trek

 

[ProwlAlpha]

A pair of William T. Rikers discuss strategy:

One-Eye Riker: So that's how you make a strawberry smoothie.
Our Riker: Interesting, so there's no walnuts?

RJ Blaise and Uhura relax on the beach:

Uhura: RJ, sit down, Death by Snu Snu is about to begin.

Spock and Mirror Spock's presentation:

Mirror Spock:This is a project me and my counterpart did. Its called naked robot.

Spock: No, I thought we went with nude robot.

Mirror Spock: No, we were planning too, but the Delaney's went with nude Sybok, and we didn't want people to confuse the two.

Spock: So, I guess nekkid is out of the question?

Mirror Spock: Shut it!

The TMP crew arrive on Ancient Egypt Planet

[/QUOTE]
Kirk: Bones, I told you we didn't need the steroids to fit in.

McCoy: My aching back!

Sulu: I'm a sexy bitch!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Council of Rikers has spoken! Beardless Riker, you're on dramatic posing duty. Imzadi Riker, you're on the womanizing shift. Rhythmic Riker, you'll play the trombone. Solemn Riker...continue what you're doing".

 

[Christopher]

So I said, "Riker? I hardly know 'er!" Ha-ha-ha!
...And that's when she put my eye out.

 

[Stevil2001]

I demand an IDW comic about the Council of Rikers right now.

 

[Christopher]

^Will they go a-Riking?

 

[Shon T'Hara]

The Outrageous Okona: So after encountering the Enterprise, I decided to grow a beard like you and join Starfleet. With my extensive background in freighters, they immediately promoted me to Commander. And Admiral Akaar is very excited about my new uniform design.

 

[ncc71877]

One-Eye Riker: "Look I'm clearly from the future, look at my eye patch... Look at my com badge, it's from that one episode... Look at my shoulder pads, LOOK AT THEM!."

Caption: "ON A PLANET THAT LOOKS LIKE EGYPT, AND AFTER DR. McCOYS LAST ROUND OF P90X"

Kirk: "I think we'll find a bevy of hot alien Cleopatra types over that next dune."

ncc71877

 

[MichaelS]

Alt-Riker: Now, Bill - I may call you Bill, right? - the thing to remember is to NEVER TAKE OFF THE PATCH! The ladies love it. Especially when they find out where I keep the SECOND ONE...

Scared by the sight of Hitlersphinx, Kirk and his team decide to run away, followed by glowing space jelly.
McCoy: DAMN IT, Jim! I've run out of steroids.
Kirk: No worries, Bones. I've still got my GIANT LEFT HAND to defend us!

 

[Mysterion]

CAPTION: Due to transporter malfunction, the Enterprise crew finds themselves outside of Cairo in 2011!

KIRK: Look! Riots! Let's go break some stuff!

McCOY: But, Captain, the Temporal Prime Directive....aw, the hell with it! Let's kick some butts!

 

[Santa Kang]

MIRROR RIKER: I got an eye patch, a goatee and a scar. Of course I'm the evil one!!!

OTHER RIKER: I dunno.....

RJ: So Kirk puts out a Ladies of the Fleet Calendar every year?

UHURA: Actually this is the first I've heard of it.

[/QUOTE]

KIRK: This way to the Stargate!!!!

 

[F. King Daniel]

CAPTION: Due to transporter malfunction, the Enterprise crew finds themselves outside of Cairo in 2011!

KIRK: Look! Riots! Let's go break some stuff!

McCOY: But, Captain, the Temporal Prime Directive....aw, the hell with it! Let's kick some butts!

Too soon!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Eyepatch Riker: "Command is all about image, man. Your tight-waisted officer thing doesn't work for ya, man. I mean, it might have worked for Johnny Luck, but not you, bro. Look at what I'm wearing, dude. I'm like a cross between Dash Rendar, MacGyver, and Nick Fury. Who's gonna want a phaser to the face from that?"

RJ: "Are those... tassels?"

Spock: "As you made a query earlier, we have provided extensive calculations and visual aid. In short-"

Mirror Spock: "In short, this diagram explains in great detail, why we cannot have nice things."

Shatner: "It's Mellvarr! Run!"

Kelley: "Not again..."

 

[F. King Daniel]

There'll be a new contest sometime next week - last few days to get your entries in!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: You know how I like to get a man's attention?
R.J.: Fan dance. I read the log.
Uhura: Well, you didn't have to steal my thunder.