Comic Caption Contest #1: Old Skool

[F. King Daniel]

I love the Comic Collection DVD *so* much...

 

[Christopher]

I doubt we could come up with anything wackier than the original text...

 

[F. King Daniel]

I doubt we could come up with anything wackier than the original text...

You're a professional writer, dammit!!

 

[Valin]

"In Spock's secret 23rd Century Laboratory..."
Spock: "Captain, drink this. You'll look like more like yourself."

Kirk: "Okay Spock. But which self: Shatner or Pine?"

Kirk: "Bones, why does Ensign Smith look like a ghoul?"
McCoy: "Because he's dead, Jim."

McCoy: "Spock, we have to get out of here; the Warlord of Barsoom is coming."

Dejah Thoris: "Dammit! He's back already. I thought I had John Carter convinced I had been kidnapped by the Skelton Men of Jupiter."

 

[ProwlAlpha]

Did she say that it was her first time?

OMG its Donkey Kong!!!!

Hey, Spock, its my turn, you already got a turn on Rigel VII.

 

[Christopher]

CAPTION: In Spock's cosmo-science laboratory, even the equipment is super-intelligent!

SPOCK: Captain, that is the worst "I'm a little teapot" performance I've ever seen.

TALKING LAB EQUIPMENT: Yeah, I can do better than that -- watch!

KIRK: Look out, men! It's -- The Beast With No Body!

McCOY: Aim for its one vulnerable spot -- the nipple on top of its head!

SPACE BABE: Oh, no, it's my boyfriend Sulu! Or . . . maybe it's Dr. McCoy! Or possibly Scotty!

INDISTINCT FIGURE: No, you fool! I'm actually Future Guy!

 

[JD]

Very funny stuff guys.

 

[Jenee]

Cousin, I trust you have news of profound importance.

The captain's fighting this giant reptile, you've got to come see it.







... I don't read the comics, but that's what popped in my head when I saw this picture ...

 

[SPCTRE]

SPACE BABE: Oh, no, it's my boyfriend Sulu! Or . . . maybe it's Dr. McCoy! Or possibly Scotty!

INDISTINCT FIGURE: No, you fool! I'm actually Future Guy!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Its a broken arm Spock. I need a sling not a potion!

KIRK: Everyone back away slowly.....

MCCOY: Helluva time to forget to include redshirts!

MCCOY: There's a clasp in the back, genius.

 

[Count Zero]

Caption: The Captain never looked at his science officer the same way again after accidentally walking into his secret drug lab...

Spock: Whoa! The walls are melting! How can I stop that?

Lab equipment: Don't ask me. I'm just mindless lab equipment.

Crew member: Uh, guys, do you see that? That waterfall that looks like a monster?

McCoy: Great. I told you you shouldn't have flushed the LSD down the toilet, Spock.