Cogley in XI

[SeamusShameless]

Now that the main cast is basically set, there's only one big question left to ask. Will everyone's favorite interstellar lawyer be making an appearance?

 

[Gepard]

Yes. But only if played by Starship Polaris

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I'd be willing to play the gay version, if it was done well.

But I have a strict "nudity" clause in my contract, so I would have to be naked the entire time.

 

[DeafPoet]

Judging by his posts, I'd say it's certain Cogley's gunning for a role.

...He'll definitely be gay in Trek XI tho

Edit: Stupid Actual Cogley beating me to the joke

 

[Kelso]

So, does this mean that Cogley and Plum are in cahoots? How steamy will the gay scenes be?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Kelso said:
So, does this mean that Cogley and Plum are in cahoots? How steamy will the gay scenes be?

This is going to be the first R rated Star Trek movie, if that's any indication.

And the unrated Director's Cut is going to blow you away.

The movie is going to give "continuity porn" a whole new meaning.

 

[DeafPoet]

Samuel T. Cogley said:

Kelso said:
So, does this mean that Cogley and Plum are in cahoots? How steamy will the gay scenes be?

This is going to be the first R rated Star Trek movie, if that's any indication.

And the unrated Director's Cut is going to blow you away.

The movie is going to give "continuity porn" a whole new meaning.

Watch out for those ass-... er, PLOT holes.

Uncouth? You bet. Hi, I'm DeafPoet and I approve this sodomy joke :thumbsup:

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

You're going to see a sodomy in Star Trek XI that you've never seen before!*

* Joke must be read out loud to be understood.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Gep_Malakai said:
Yes. But only if played by Starship Polaris

I don't do cameos.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Starship Polaris said:

Gep_Malakai said:
Yes. But only if played by Starship Polaris

I don't do cameos.

His body language suggests that he is lying.

I think he already has the part.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I don't know who you're getting your information from.

I mean, it's the strangest thing. No one's approached me, the, ah, word, ah, has not come down.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Fred Thompson has a lock on the part.

 

[pookha]

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I'd be willing to play the gay version, if it was done well.

But I have a strict "nudity" clause in my contract, so I would have to be naked the entire time.

damn i didnt know you were betazaid././

 

[Jack Bauer]

Brokeback Cogley? I just can't quit you!

 

[SeamusShameless]

You think an R-rated Star Trek would work? I've always wondered what it'd be like. Personally, I just want to hear Spock say "fuck". I'd like to think my favorite word will still be around in the 23rd century.