Chuck Norris

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Chuck Norris does not crap; he scares the shit out of himself.

Okay, this made me literally laugh out loud.

 

[Mallory]

Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11am.

 

[Deimos Anomaly]

After a million or so unstoppable years at the top, the invincible Chuck Norris...

..gets vinced by Techno Viking

What a way to go!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AcoC6zyVQ[/yt]

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on Legendary using the drum set from Rock Band.

Every Wednesday Batman and Superman get together and play with their Chuck Norris action figures.

Chuck Norris made a porno by himself because nobody fucks with Chuck Norris.

 

[Pingfah]

Chuck Norris is a washed up homophobic halfwit, who can't act his way out of a paper bag.

What? Is that not how you play?

 

[Trekker4747]

Chuck Norris is tired of the meme, even he doesn't know why it still presists years after he was relevant at all and considering the only major thing he's been involved in is "Walker, Texas Ranger" he wonders if this meme was started by a bunch of sextagenarians in 1996.

 

[scotpens]

Paul Bunyan, Pecos Bill, and John Henry tell tall tales about Chuck Norris. Only in his case, they're all true.

 

[Rek]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

[farmkid]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[FordSVT]

Really? Chuck Norris jokes?

Those stopped being funny right around the time I noticed what an idiotic, right-wing d-bag he is.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[SPOCKED]

After Chuck Norris was done inventing Latin and Physics in one afternoon, he had sex.

Which he also invented.

 

[Captain Ice]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to find and arrest fugitives. They hear he's looking for them and turn themselves in.

Bullets bounce off of Chuck Norris.