Chuck Norris turns 70

[JonathonWally]

That's right people, the man, the myth, the legend that is Chuck Norris is now 70 years old.

And he could still kick your ass.



So to everyone who may have been feeling "old" lately, it's time to take your geritol and get out of your funk.

70 is the new 30.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70... 70 turns Chuck Norris.

 

[Kestra]

That weirds me out, because I've always thought of 70 as old and now as people I recognize near that age, they don't seem that old at all! I mean, Patrick Stewart is 70 too, and I think he's incredibly hot still. But Chuck Norris was never hot so that part is not relevant to him.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Yeah but Norris is in excellent shape.

 

[Docbrown777]

Maybe I should buy one of those Total Gyms. The thing seems to do wonders for Chuck. He still easily looks to be in his mid 50s. Maybe even late 40s.

 

[Ward Fowler]

Maybe I should buy one of those Total Gyms. The thing seems to do wonders for Chuck. He still easily looks to be in his mid 50s. Maybe even late 40s.

I think he may dye his beard. Ssshhh. Don't tell.

 

[Kirby]

Holy crap, he's 70?

All hail Chuck Norris!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Maybe I should buy one of those Total Gyms. The thing seems to do wonders for Chuck. He still easily looks to be in his mid 50s. Maybe even late 40s.

I think he may dye his beard. Ssshhh. Don't tell.

Chuck Norris dyes his beard in the blood of his enemies.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Maybe I should buy one of those Total Gyms. The thing seems to do wonders for Chuck. He still easily looks to be in his mid 50s. Maybe even late 40s.

As we all know...

When Chuck Norris Does Push-Ups, He Doesn't Push Himself Up...He Pushes The World DOWN!

Still true--even today.

ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!!

 

[farmkid]

Yeah, so he turned 70, but he didn't celebrate, 70 did.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero!

 

[Ward Fowler]

Maybe I should buy one of those Total Gyms. The thing seems to do wonders for Chuck. He still easily looks to be in his mid 50s. Maybe even late 40s.

I think he may dye his beard. Ssshhh. Don't tell.

Chuck Norris dyes his beard in the blood of his enemies.

 

[John200]

Chuck Norris is immortal.

 

[Trekker4747]

Man looks good for 70. I guess even age fears the Chuck!